Clearly, our focus on Al-Qaeda was misinformed. The enemy is not Al-Qaeda, but Al-Cohol.
S.F. Mayor Seeks Alcohol Counseling
Mayor Gavin Newsom said Monday that he plans to seek counseling for alcohol use, following the disclosure that he had an affair with the wife of a veteran aide.
Gavin Newsom is just the latest victim of the ever-powerful Alcohol sleeper cells infesting our nation on the shelves of supermarkets, convenience stores, and liquor stores (or “packy” stores in New England) from coast-to-coast. As we stand here right now, thousands of enemy alcohol agents are infecting Americans with their demon powers.
* Mel Gibson had rum turn him into a raving anti-semite!
* Lindsay Lohan was attacked by alcohol and it disrupted her film “work”
* Al-cohol agents are at the top of the suspect list for Isaiah Washington’s latest bout of homophobia
* Miss USA turned into a skanky slut just after liquor touched her pouty lips
* Al-Cohol agents forced Mark Foley into a life of sin and lust
WAKE UP AMERICA. AL-COHOL MUST BE STOPPED.
Don’t forget two political ones recently.
Mark “Instant Messenger” Foley
CNN story
A “completely devastated” Foley was undergoing treatment for alcoholism and mental illness, his lawyer said.
Bob Ney
CBS Story
“Ney had recently entered an in-patient rehabilitation center for treatment of alcoholism. ”
More are slipping my mind at the moment, but these are two of the biggest recent examples.
I hadn’t intended to bend the rules,
but whiskey don’t make liars, it just makes fools.
So I didn’t mean to say it,
but I meant what I said.
I thought the days when “But I was DRUNK” was a good excuse were far behind us.
Oh no, Patrick is fair game too!
Though I fail to see the connection between alcohol abuse and banging your campaign manager’s wife…
Yeah… what’s wrong with gettin’ a little snack? Clinton did and he was… uhh… okay?