Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place. (Rock, who is a great standup has made some awful movies. I wonder if this one will break the curse?) The temptation in question is Kerry Washington, who was quite good in The Last King of Scotland.
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He’s married to Zoe. She can kill you with her little finger. Look the other way.