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I Don’t Drink Hard Liquor

January 30th, 2007 14 Comments

But watching the likes of Joe Klein makes me want to reach for a whole bottle of whisky.

(For the record I cannot stand beer and only liked mixed "girlie" drinks like White Russians, Pina Coladas and my favorite – Mudslides)

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14 Responses to “I Don’t Drink Hard Liquor”

  1. mdhåtter says:
    January 30, 2007 at 3:27 am

    little pink umbrella?

  2. michael says:
    January 30, 2007 at 9:10 am

    Don’t you dare call a White Russian a “girly” drink! Jeffrey Lebowski guzzled them. And sometimes there’s a man…sometimes, there’s a man.

  3. Joshua Gaines says:
    January 30, 2007 at 9:54 am

    Agreed, a White Russian is not a girly drink.

  4. Ben Stanfield says:
    January 30, 2007 at 10:05 am

    I was coming to defend the honour of my beloved drink, but it seems like Michael and Josh too care of that for me. But let’s be clear that the dude does not drink girlie drinks.

    And the dude abides.

  5. Jake says:
    January 30, 2007 at 10:37 am

    I fourth the above comments: In no sane/just/real world is the White Russian a girly drink. Its a drink that any man (or Dude) can proudly drink. Here’s to you, fellas.

  6. Duros62 says:
    January 30, 2007 at 11:43 am

    Yes, I also enjoy a good White Russian on occasion. And a drink of my own creation that I am trying to garner support for ; a Cape Morgan- Capt. Morgan and cranberry, splash of 7up and lime. Tasty.

    Oh yes, and Joe Klein is teh suck.

  7. Duros62 says:
    January 30, 2007 at 11:44 am

    Little umbrella is optional, of course.

  8. PD100 says:
    January 30, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    If your drink still needs to be girlie, nothing short of a Long Island Iced Tea would work for tolerating Joe Klein.

  9. Duros62 says:
    January 30, 2007 at 1:43 pm

    Amen, PD. Perhaps 3 or 4.

  10. Jay says:
    January 30, 2007 at 2:19 pm

    Any drink made with a liqueur is a girly drink.

  11. Texas Pete says:
    January 30, 2007 at 3:22 pm

    Since you like white Russians, I forgive you the Dallas Cowboy remarks– at least the 70% that is supposed to be humor. (And I understand the other 30% — there’s a reson I no longer live in Texas!) Cheers!

  12. rainlion says:
    January 31, 2007 at 6:17 pm

    Based on your miracle post… and the medical condition behind it all – lay off the sugary foo-foo drinks.

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