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Kerry Out

John Kerry makes the right decision.

Senator John F. Kerry plans to announce today that he is bowing out of the 2008 presidential race, and will instead remain in Congress and seek reelection to his Senate seat next year, according to senior Democratic officials.

It would have been a horrible failure if he went ahead with it.

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4 Responses to “Kerry Out”

  1. So first Kerry’s running and then he’s not? FLIIIIIIIIIIIPP-FLOOOOOOOOOOOPP!!!

  2. Duros62 says:

    Mitt Romney!!1!!

  3. Nimrod Gently says:

    He’d be a pretty good President right now, but for millions of morons (and the fact that he ran a crappy campaign and wouldn’t contest Ohio – understandably but wrongly).

    Too late now, man.

  4. Jet says:

    Excellent. Cool Snap feature, btw.