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Haterade

An assessment of the 2008 GOP field.

They all suck. Let’s just admit it. Every one of the thus far announced Republican candidates for President sucks. From the lecherous adulterer to the egomaniacal nut job to the flip-flopping opportunist with the perfect hair to the guy who hates brown people to the guy we’ve never heard of to the guy who has a better chance of getting hit by a meteor while being consumed by a blue whale being struck by lightening.

Left wing hater? Democratic loyalist? Nay. Erick Erickson, “CEO” of Redstate.com.

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9 Responses to “Haterade”

  1. GravyPan says:

    But I thought all right wingers march in lockstep?

  2. merlallen says:

    Wow!! an honest statement from RedState.

  3. jimmmm says:

    Love the comments. All the RedHaters are shitting on Obama for his lack of experience.

    Other than run businesses into the ground, run interference for the evangelicals during Bush 41’s term, and run Texas into insolvency, what made W’s CV for POTUS so much more luminous?

  4. Wilbur says:

    I smell a “draft Jeb” movement coming down the pike.

  5. Wilbur says:

    But I thought all right wingers march in lockstep?

    Right now they’ve got no clear alpha dog to follow, so for a brief time some of them will actually behave like real human beings with individual opinions.

    After a few months of growling, teeth-bearing and asshole-sniffing, a new packleader will emerge and with it the Hitlerjugend mentality.

  6. mdhåtter says:

    I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again.

    Cheney fired, Jeb hired, Jeb “elected”

  7. moonbat monitor says:

    the only thing worse than a lecherous adulterer is…

    a many-times-over lecherous adulterer that commits perjury.

    just something for you to think about.

    Never throw stones in a glass house.

  8. Duros62 says:

    Moonbat, you forgot to mention Chappaquidick.
    I mean, if you’re gonna use cliches you might as well go all out.

  9. mdhåtter says:

    the only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal??

    a knee-pad conservative.

    like moonbat.

    (I admit to stealing this joke)