Comments on: Unfunny Dane Cook Rants

By: Dane Cook

Dane Cook — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 22:46:07 +0000

hahahha u are mixing atheists up with emos.

Personally if sumone is atheists let them be. not all of them think they will be grown back into trees, lol, thats the first time ive heard any atheists talk that way in dane cooks skit. I personally am a buddhist, and find dane cook rather funny. He goes over board on sum jokes, but when u have a childs personalitiy who can blame you

But alas dave chappelle is king!

Im prolly never gonna see this page again, since i was just looking for the exact words dane cook said in the atheist skit. And if you all hate each other, i hope you all grow into trees and get printed on McDonalds menus! ya ya, lol. (maybe even in there burgers cuz they use 15% paper)

ps. everyone should research athemism. there are almost 40 different breeds of them. Just because you are atheists doesnt mean you dont like religion or have one, you could just be against policital oppression.

By: Jo@nn

Jo@nn — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 00:29:32 +0000

Dane cook is fucking awesome.
he’s my hero…

and FUCK YOU ATHEISTS.

no one likes you,
so go cry.

and kill yourselves or something.

god is real.

get over it.

By: JEw

JEw — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:02:17 +0000

Bet you don’t like southpark either..fuckin faggot get a sense of humor and pull the dick outta your ass

By: JEw

JEw — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:01:38 +0000

Bet you don’t like southpark either..fuckin faggot get a sense of humor and pull the dick outta your ass

By: Jeremiah

Jeremiah — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:00:45 +0000

No your just mad you stupid fucking atheist because Dane Cook is rippin on your shitty ass non religion His jokes are hilarious you just have this fuckin mentality that your better then everyone Just because a guy doesn’t sit there going out of his way to be some genius and focuses more on being this hilarious awesome guy you sit there and criticize him you only wish you had half the hilarity in your whole boring ass dictionary readin atheist body that he has in one hair folical you worthless piles of queef

By: Kristen Jacobs

Kristen Jacobs — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 04:41:51 +0000

YOU GUYS DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOUR TALKING ABOUT!!!!!! DANE COOK IS ONE SILLY BITCH!

By: Videodrone

Videodrone — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:07:10 +0000

Dane Cook is painfully unfunny, yet everyonr laughs at his jokes! It makes me feel like I’m living in the Twlight Zone or something.

By: Haley

Haley — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 00:43:19 +0000

hehe.. I think he is VERY funny actually. You can’t take people too seriously. he may be an ass, but at least he’s funny. I really and truly do not think that he meant that as a verbal attack against them honestly. in fact, I just recently saw a bulletin on Yahoo! Answers, that an atheist wrote that said that he thought that that skit in particualr was VERY funny.. I am realy actually very shocked that someone would post something like this on the internet saying that he is an ass and not funny because he did a bit on your religion.

By: Shh

Shh — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:08:33 +0000

You’re all clowns. Cook is funny, and the point of his humor is that it DID happen JUST LIKE THAT. God bless, be good.

By: InvisibleFlan

InvisibleFlan — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 06:09:16 +0000

Occasionally I’ll watch his shows…occasionally I’ll laugh, but after spending my time watching him, I feel unfulfilled. His humor isn’t very intelligent…I notice most of it is based on odd and extravagant gestures, poses, and faces, and a lot of his material only appeals because one can relate to what he’s saying, the story he’s telling, and one only thinks it’s funny because “it happened JUST LIKE THAT to me!”

And yes, the Atheist joke, I thought it could have been a good joke if a true comedian had written it, but Dane was simply too…straightforwardly crude about the whole thing. There’s ways of making fun of something/someone without being crude, and Dane didn’t really accomplish that with his joke. While I enjoyed the “pwnage” on the Atheist guy (I’m Atheist but I don’t deny that there are real butthole Atheists out there), I just didn’t laugh. I didn’t think the joke was laugh-worthy.

So…you now have my spheel on why Dane Cook is not a true comedian…haha.

By: sambo killer

sambo killer — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 00:14:41 +0000

yes, dane cook is not funny.

you (olvier willis) look much funnier than dane cook. oink oink

By: Oliver Willis

Oliver Willis — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 04:20:15 +0000

None of those people is less funny than Cook. I’d rather listen to 3 hours of “You might be a redneck…” than 30 minutes of Cook. His whole act apparently consists of OVER enNUNciating EVeryTHing so it’s more EXtrEME.

By: Nimrod Gently

Nimrod Gently — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 00:31:12 +0000

Hell, she was even quite engaging in frickin’ Pootie Tang.

By: rainlion

rainlion — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 00:17:11 +0000

MacSwain… NO ONE is Richard Pryor… no ones even close. Dave is his own man, sure some Richard influence clearly there – but Rich was and remains hands above a true stand out comedic innovator.

Craig – Wanda Sykes is actually pretty funny – unfortunately, I think she’s just gotten tired and opted for cashing in on the easy jokes.

ps – Dane bites.

By: rainlion

rainlion — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 00:15:57 +0000

MacSwain… NO ONE is Richard Pryor… no ones even close. Dave is his own man, sure some Richard influence clearly there – but Rich was and remains hands above a true stand out comedic innovator.

ps – Dane bites.

By: craig

craig — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 23:13:06 +0000

“I’ll say the dude is funnier than Jeff Foxworthy, Pauly Shore, Wanda Sykes, Colin (the dude that used to be on MTV), Larry the Cable Guy, etc., etc.

I’ve had bowel movements that were funnier than those people.

By: Macswain

Macswain — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 20:42:45 +0000

He’s not Richard Pryor … but nobody is (well, except maybe Dave Chappelle).

I’ll say the dude is funnier than Jeff Foxworthy, Pauly Shore, Wanda Sykes, Colin (the dude that used to be on MTV), Larry the Cable Guy, etc., etc. I even think he’s funnier than the most over rated comedian on the planet – Chris Rock (talk about unoriginal and a joke jacker).

Cook’s B&E skit is better than anything those fools have done.

And the flamewar wasn’t bad … shit, about half of you aspire to throw down like that.

By: trakjoe

trakjoe — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 15:43:34 +0000

Yeah, I haven’t really had the impression that any members of his audience are smart enough to understand political humor. He knows his audience, and panders to it.

But you are all correct. His only funny bit (and I’ve listened to 2 of his CDs while on road trips) is the bit about his grandmother cheating at monopoly.

By: Dr. Anatole Gavage-Huskanoy

Dr. Anatole Gavage-Huskanoy — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 14:16:09 +0000

Stealing jokes is pretty low. I had no idea he was mildly right-wing, though. What I’ve seen of him has been pretty apolitical.

By: Jay

Jay — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 13:52:34 +0000

First of all, Cook steals material from other comics. Secondly, for a guy who had a show that featured him taking dumps in garbage cans, he got all hot and bothered when some guy farted in the studio during a taping of Crank Yankers.