Comments on: Bush’s Speech http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/01/10/bushs-speech-3/ Like Kryptonite To Stupid Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:40:21 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Impunitive http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/01/10/bushs-speech-3/#comment-54854 Impunitive Thu, 04 Oct 2007 17:02:19 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3444#comment-54854 Jesus Christ... You know, for how much you supposedly grown men sit here and bicker like infants about who's right, who's wrong, and who's the biggest idiot of them all (read: fd10801), I sure am glad that none of you are making the decisions for our country either. If you think your opinion is so grand, then get out there in the fucking real world and make it known to people who could actually get some things accomplished. Jesus Christ…

You know, for how much you supposedly grown men sit here and bicker like infants about who’s right, who’s wrong, and who’s the biggest idiot of them all (read: fd10801), I sure am glad that none of you are making the decisions for our country either. If you think your opinion is so grand, then get out there in the fucking real world and make it known to people who could actually get some things accomplished.

]]> By: Nimrod Gently http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/01/10/bushs-speech-3/#comment-54853 Nimrod Gently Fri, 12 Jan 2007 15:08:50 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3444#comment-54853 Holy God, you're a colossal arsehole. Is it a hobby of yours? Holy God, you’re a colossal arsehole. Is it a hobby of yours?

]]> By: fd10801 http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/01/10/bushs-speech-3/#comment-54852 fd10801 Fri, 12 Jan 2007 14:36:25 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3444#comment-54852 I didn't want to brag, NG, but it was probably less than 20 seconds. I was using Google before you were using the Internet, I'll wager. You were saying what about a British science fiction series having what relevance to American politics? Perhaps we should watch all the episodes of Coronation Street to learn why you're even posting here. I didn’t want to brag, NG, but it was probably less than 20 seconds. I was using Google before you were using the Internet, I’ll wager.

You were saying what about a British science fiction series having what relevance to American politics?

Perhaps we should watch all the episodes of Coronation Street to learn why you’re even posting here.

]]> By: fd10801 http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/01/10/bushs-speech-3/#comment-54851 fd10801 Fri, 12 Jan 2007 14:34:50 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3444#comment-54851 I didn't want to brag, NG, but it was probably less than 20 seconds. You were saying what about a British science fiction series having what relevance to American politics? Perhaps we should watch all the episodes of Coronation Street to learn why you're even posting here. I didn’t want to brag, NG, but it was probably less than 20 seconds.

You were saying what about a British science fiction series having what relevance to American politics?

Perhaps we should watch all the episodes of Coronation Street to learn why you’re even posting here.

]]> By: Nimrod Gently http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/01/10/bushs-speech-3/#comment-54850 Nimrod Gently Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:29:49 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3444#comment-54850 Took you that long to Google Macra, did it? You're not very good with search engines, we all know that. "The Macra Terror" is surprisingly instructive these days. Just replace "Macra" with "Military Industrial Complex" and you've got a microcosm of right-wing thinking. Took you that long to Google Macra, did it? You’re not very good with search engines, we all know that.

“The Macra Terror” is surprisingly instructive these days. Just replace “Macra” with “Military Industrial Complex” and you’ve got a microcosm of right-wing thinking.

]]> By: Rory_Is_Freedom http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/01/10/bushs-speech-3/#comment-54849 Rory_Is_Freedom Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:51:13 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3444#comment-54849 Wow, some of ya'll in here are in dire need of getting laid!! Wow, some of ya’ll in here are in dire need of getting laid!!

]]> By: fd10801 http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/01/10/bushs-speech-3/#comment-54848 fd10801 Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:09:44 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3444#comment-54848 Gee, midderpidge, one would think that I had gone away, never to return, so you could make shit up about me, and I wouldn't know. But I'm tired of telling you that you're lying. Rex: I'm not sure how stupid you are. Gee, midderpidge, one would think that I had gone away, never to return, so you could make shit up about me, and I wouldn’t know.

But I’m tired of telling you that you’re lying.

Rex: I’m not sure how stupid you are.

]]> By: Rex Mundane http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/01/10/bushs-speech-3/#comment-54847 Rex Mundane Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:33:20 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3444#comment-54847 Yeah frank, youre insulting me because you dont want to keep insulting me, and are egging me on with "you cant do better than eat dick" because you dont want to get into a stupid insult war. I'm stupid enough to believe that. Totally. Yeah frank, youre insulting me because you dont want to keep insulting me, and are egging me on with “you cant do better than eat dick” because you dont want to get into a stupid insult war. I’m stupid enough to believe that. Totally.

]]> By: midderpidge http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/01/10/bushs-speech-3/#comment-54846 midderpidge Fri, 12 Jan 2007 01:54:10 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3444#comment-54846 Yes Frank, Kill tehm all and let God sort em out. But then again they are all heathens so kill them all and God could care less. Yes Frank, Kill tehm all and let God sort em out. But then again they are all heathens so kill them all and God could care less.

]]> By: fd10801 http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/01/10/bushs-speech-3/#comment-54845 fd10801 Fri, 12 Jan 2007 01:34:56 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3444#comment-54845 midderpidge: Partially correct... It has been a standard practice of most nations, including this one, to kill their enemies, so their people can feel safer. I am not a pacifist. "We sleep safely at night because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us" [improperly attributed to George Orwell] midderpidge: Partially correct… It has been a standard practice of most nations, including this one, to kill their enemies, so their people can feel safer.

I am not a pacifist.

“We sleep safely at night because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us”
[improperly attributed to George Orwell]

]]> By: fd10801 http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/01/10/bushs-speech-3/#comment-54844 fd10801 Fri, 12 Jan 2007 01:27:35 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3444#comment-54844 Hey, RM, you make a worse detective than a political commenter. I was taking care of my son, who's recovering from minor surgery. I responded to you first, because I was going to ignore NG altogether. But then I got through with my son, I became curious about Macra, looked it up in about, say, <a href="http://homepages.bw.edu/~jcurtis/Scripts/Macra/macra2.html" rel="nofollow">20 seconds</a>, and wrote what I wrote. And, believe me, I have no desire to get into an insult war with someone who, after 16 years of education, can't come up with better than "eat dick." If there is a reason to insult you, I can look in plenty of other places. Hey, RM, you make a worse detective than a political commenter.

I was taking care of my son, who’s recovering from minor surgery. I responded to you first, because I was going to ignore NG altogether. But then I got through with my son, I became curious about Macra, looked it up in about, say, 20 seconds, and wrote what I wrote.

And, believe me, I have no desire to get into an insult war with someone who, after 16 years of education, can’t come up with better than “eat dick.”

If there is a reason to insult you, I can look in plenty of other places.

]]> By: midderpidge http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/01/10/bushs-speech-3/#comment-54843 midderpidge Fri, 12 Jan 2007 01:23:15 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3444#comment-54843 No Frank, I really think you want to punish the Muslims and Islamofundies and aren't against indiscriminate killing and torture so you can feel safer. No Frank, I really think you want to punish the Muslims and Islamofundies and aren’t against indiscriminate killing and torture so you can feel safer.

]]> By: Rex Mundane http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/01/10/bushs-speech-3/#comment-54842 Rex Mundane Fri, 12 Jan 2007 00:22:18 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3444#comment-54842 NG, I have a theory, you made your Macra comment before mine, and yet FD (he of the insurmountable wit and wisdom, and who seems to derive pride from telling people to hug his nuts) responded to mine, then yours. I'm inferring from this that he could come back quickly to mine, but no so much to yours, and spent what looks to be 20 minutes trying to find out, which would mean that he spent a considerable amount of time figuring out that Macra is a Dr Who ref in order to make fun of you for using it, and from there is presuming, somehow, in spite of the immediate evidence, that you are more pathetic than him for that. Fascinating, dont you think? Almost as fascinating as his puerile and pathetic attempt to get me into some kind of insult war with him so he, no doubt, can feel more superior to me for the fact that, aside from saying that anyone who doesnt wax Bush's dick with their tongue is actively aiding and abetting the terrorists, doesnt resort to crass insults. NG, I have a theory, you made your Macra comment before mine, and yet FD (he of the insurmountable wit and wisdom, and who seems to derive pride from telling people to hug his nuts) responded to mine, then yours. I’m inferring from this that he could come back quickly to mine, but no so much to yours, and spent what looks to be 20 minutes trying to find out, which would mean that he spent a considerable amount of time figuring out that Macra is a Dr Who ref in order to make fun of you for using it, and from there is presuming, somehow, in spite of the immediate evidence, that you are more pathetic than him for that. Fascinating, dont you think?

Almost as fascinating as his puerile and pathetic attempt to get me into some kind of insult war with him so he, no doubt, can feel more superior to me for the fact that, aside from saying that anyone who doesnt wax Bush’s dick with their tongue is actively aiding and abetting the terrorists, doesnt resort to crass insults.

]]> By: Quaker in a Basement http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/01/10/bushs-speech-3/#comment-54841 Quaker in a Basement Thu, 11 Jan 2007 23:52:05 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3444#comment-54841 <em>the Florida Panhandle, "Red" and "redneck" country</em> Home! the Florida Panhandle, “Red” and “redneck” country

Home!

]]> By: fd10801 http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/01/10/bushs-speech-3/#comment-54840 fd10801 Thu, 11 Jan 2007 23:25:04 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3444#comment-54840 NG: A reference to Doctor Who! How grand! You have now taken a step up, IMO, from beneath contempt to contemptible ... This puts you in a cohort with about 8 other <i>schmendricks</i> who "comment" on this blog. NG: A reference to Doctor Who! How grand!
You have now taken a step up, IMO, from beneath contempt to contemptible …
This puts you in a cohort with about 8 other schmendricks who “comment” on this blog.

]]> By: Nimrod Gently http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/01/10/bushs-speech-3/#comment-54839 Nimrod Gently Thu, 11 Jan 2007 23:04:32 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3444#comment-54839 I don't think Rex thinks you're worth any more effort than "eat dick". I think that's the point he's making. If you want something stronger, I could always ask you to go fuck a lawnmower. I don’t think Rex thinks you’re worth any more effort than “eat dick”. I think that’s the point he’s making.

If you want something stronger, I could always ask you to go fuck a lawnmower.

]]> By: fd10801 http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/01/10/bushs-speech-3/#comment-54838 fd10801 Thu, 11 Jan 2007 22:54:43 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3444#comment-54838 <i>exactly the passion and skill which you seem to want brought to the current conflict.</i> Glad you added the word "seem". This way, when I say you're wrong, you can say, "I didn't actually say you wanted that, it just seemed that you did." You have a promising future as a prevaricating politician, Democratic type. R M: I am clever, aren't I? Certainly more clever than someone who thinks "eat dick" is a really kewl putdown. You were never in the military, were you? We said worse things to each other ten times before breakfast, and we didn't even take <i>ourselves</i> seriously. It's a tribute to modern education that an English major has such a limited supply of perjoratives. You know what my favorite was, and is (hat tip to Pfc. Carter from the Florida Panhandle, "Red" and "redneck" country): <b><i>Hug my nuts!</i></b> exactly the passion and skill which you seem to want brought to the current conflict.
Glad you added the word “seem”. This way, when I say you’re wrong, you can say, “I didn’t actually say you wanted that, it just seemed that you did.”
You have a promising future as a prevaricating politician, Democratic type.

R M: I am clever, aren’t I? Certainly more clever than someone who thinks “eat dick” is a really kewl putdown.
You were never in the military, were you? We said worse things to each other ten times before breakfast, and we didn’t even take ourselves seriously.
It’s a tribute to modern education that an English major has such a limited supply of perjoratives.
You know what my favorite was, and is (hat tip to Pfc. Carter from the Florida Panhandle, “Red” and “redneck” country):
Hug my nuts!

]]> By: midderpidge http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/01/10/bushs-speech-3/#comment-54837 midderpidge Thu, 11 Jan 2007 22:25:51 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3444#comment-54837 Hey Frank, Palestine is not Iraq, Iran or Syria. The Germans showed little compassion for other races and religions. They actually had a passion for exterminating those races which is exactly the passion and skill which you seem to want brought to the current conflict. Hey Frank, Palestine is not Iraq, Iran or Syria. The Germans showed little compassion for other races and religions. They actually had a passion for exterminating those races which is exactly the passion and skill which you seem to want brought to the current conflict.

]]> By: Rex Mundane http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/01/10/bushs-speech-3/#comment-54836 Rex Mundane Thu, 11 Jan 2007 21:57:57 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3444#comment-54836 Clever as ever, Frank. Invent three criteria based on your opinion, which I de facto meet, and then claim I hit a trifecta that you built up specifically for me to hit. Has anyone ever told you how clever you are? No? Hm, cant help but wonder why that is... Clever as ever, Frank. Invent three criteria based on your opinion, which I de facto meet, and then claim I hit a trifecta that you built up specifically for me to hit. Has anyone ever told you how clever you are?

No?

Hm, cant help but wonder why that is…

]]> By: Nimrod Gently http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/01/10/bushs-speech-3/#comment-54835 Nimrod Gently Thu, 11 Jan 2007 21:53:46 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3444#comment-54835 There are no such things as Macra! Macra do not exist! (Also, it's a running gag, so originality doesn't really enter into it.) There are no such things as Macra! Macra do not exist!

(Also, it’s a running gag, so originality doesn’t really enter into it.)

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