Bush’s Speech

Published January 10, 2007 in George W. Bush.

Same crap, different smell. Two years to go. Hold on, America.

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1 midderpidge
Jan 10th, 2007 at 10:22 pm

It even ran on E! Only they called it “Dumbest Celebrity Quotes Ever”.
2 qusan
Jan 10th, 2007 at 11:16 pm

So, so sad! I don’t know if we can make it two years.
3 nightfox02
Jan 10th, 2007 at 11:21 pm

I cant believe a president has just sent in 20k troops to the middle of a civil war to secure a few cheap political points.

This is a historical first for the U.S. and in my mind criminal negligence.

Bush’s reward will be to neuter the Bush family name and to be hated for the rest of his life as the one man that almost broke America.

The man is disgusting physically, mentally, and spiritually.

On the positive side, America will never elect such an obvious piece of conceited Northeastern wanna be redneck trash ever again.

Thank the red states and the absurd notion of an electoral vote for giving the rednecks enough power to nearly destroy the great experiment and embarass the nation on a level never before seen.

God Help the Troops.
4 Dr. Anatole Gavage-Huskanoy
Jan 10th, 2007 at 11:50 pm

He’s so brave he’s going to leave it to the next president to clean up his mess. Pathetic.
5 S
Jan 11th, 2007 at 12:47 am

Uh, people, don’t forget L.A. County is a Much. Larger. Problem.!!
6 S
Jan 11th, 2007 at 1:23 am

Frank

Thank you for the Christmas emails! I had no idea you cared so much … and I hope you’ve calmed down. LoL!
7 mdhatter
Jan 11th, 2007 at 4:55 am

Bush is just daring the new congress to oppose him on something.
8 fd10801
Jan 11th, 2007 at 9:54 am

BTW, Just curious: Did anyone see or read the speech? Or were you to busy looking at the covers of the report?
9 Dr. Anatole Gavage-Huskanoy
Jan 11th, 2007 at 10:13 am

I saw it. It actually made me feel kinda sorry for him, how aged and beaten down Bush looks. Then I remembered that his horrible decisions have led to the deaths of half a million Iraqis, and I didn’t feel sorry for him anymore.
10 Chris
Jan 11th, 2007 at 11:06 am

fd, I watched it. Twice. Basically Bush repackaged his failed policies that have actually strengthened the resolve, recruitment and resourcefulness of terrorist organizations. It is “Stay the Course” in a new wrapper and in spite of the fact that no military force will ever resolve the problems that require a political solution Bush forges blindly ahead.
11 Dr. Anatole Gavage-Huskanoy
Jan 11th, 2007 at 11:22 am

A brilliant photoshop retort to the Iran/Syria aspects of the speech here.

http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2007_01_07_patriotboy_archive.html#116848752691093424
12 midderpidge
Jan 11th, 2007 at 11:36 am

I tried to watch it but I fell asleep as he droned. In six months you can gloat all you want when this bold strategy move ends the war.
13 fd10801
Jan 11th, 2007 at 12:58 pm

The Democrats have two new allies
Now I really like the plan!
14 Rex Mundane
Jan 11th, 2007 at 1:12 pm

The Democrats have two new allies
Ha ha, because the majority of americans who voted for the democratic party support terrorism. Not only is that completely true, but you, Frank, are the very first person in the world to make such a connection. You are, as ever, the pinnacle of wit, and a true rennaisance man of our times, a title which entitles you to continue, at youre pleasure, to eat dick.
15 midderpidge
Jan 11th, 2007 at 1:15 pm

Too bad Nazi Germany fell in World War II, Frank. They really could have helped fulfill your dream of exterminating the Muslims.
16 StarkyLuv
Jan 11th, 2007 at 3:00 pm

It’s obvious that the war profiteers, the right wing religous zealots of the U.S. AND Israel and the neocons want to attack Iran and spark World War III.

I mean, it’s so obvious. They don’t care about the state of our military or our economy. They just want to attack Iran. That’s what this has ALL been about with the side-benfit of the oil companies and war contractors getting rich off the carnage.
17 fd10801
Jan 11th, 2007 at 4:36 pm

RM: The same line! Stupid, juvenile, and unoriginal!
Three for three!

midderpidge: The Germans wanted the Palestinians as Allies in World War II. I’m not surprised you don’t know that — it’s never been on CNN or PBS.

yes, Starkyluv, and don’t forget the chance to use nuclear weapons! What size is your tinfoil hat?
18 Nimrod Gently
Jan 11th, 2007 at 4:53 pm

There are no such things as Macra! Macra do not exist!

(Also, it’s a running gag, so originality doesn’t really enter into it.)
19 Rex Mundane
Jan 11th, 2007 at 4:57 pm

Clever as ever, Frank. Invent three criteria based on your opinion, which I de facto meet, and then claim I hit a trifecta that you built up specifically for me to hit. Has anyone ever told you how clever you are?

No?

Hm, cant help but wonder why that is…
20 midderpidge
Jan 11th, 2007 at 5:25 pm

Hey Frank, Palestine is not Iraq, Iran or Syria. The Germans showed little compassion for other races and religions. They actually had a passion for exterminating those races which is exactly the passion and skill which you seem to want brought to the current conflict.
21 fd10801
Jan 11th, 2007 at 5:54 pm

exactly the passion and skill which you seem to want brought to the current conflict.
Glad you added the word “seem”. This way, when I say you’re wrong, you can say, “I didn’t actually say you wanted that, it just seemed that you did.”
You have a promising future as a prevaricating politician, Democratic type.

R M: I am clever, aren’t I? Certainly more clever than someone who thinks “eat dick” is a really kewl putdown.
You were never in the military, were you? We said worse things to each other ten times before breakfast, and we didn’t even take ourselves seriously.
It’s a tribute to modern education that an English major has such a limited supply of perjoratives.
You know what my favorite was, and is (hat tip to Pfc. Carter from the Florida Panhandle, “Red” and “redneck” country):
Hug my nuts!
22 Nimrod Gently
Jan 11th, 2007 at 6:04 pm

I don’t think Rex thinks you’re worth any more effort than “eat dick”. I think that’s the point he’s making.

If you want something stronger, I could always ask you to go fuck a lawnmower.
23 fd10801
Jan 11th, 2007 at 6:25 pm

NG: A reference to Doctor Who! How grand!
You have now taken a step up, IMO, from beneath contempt to contemptible …
This puts you in a cohort with about 8 other schmendricks who “comment” on this blog.
24 Quaker in a Basement
Jan 11th, 2007 at 6:52 pm

the Florida Panhandle, “Red” and “redneck” country

Home!
25 Rex Mundane
Jan 11th, 2007 at 7:22 pm

NG, I have a theory, you made your Macra comment before mine, and yet FD (he of the insurmountable wit and wisdom, and who seems to derive pride from telling people to hug his nuts) responded to mine, then yours. I’m inferring from this that he could come back quickly to mine, but no so much to yours, and spent what looks to be 20 minutes trying to find out, which would mean that he spent a considerable amount of time figuring out that Macra is a Dr Who ref in order to make fun of you for using it, and from there is presuming, somehow, in spite of the immediate evidence, that you are more pathetic than him for that. Fascinating, dont you think?

Almost as fascinating as his puerile and pathetic attempt to get me into some kind of insult war with him so he, no doubt, can feel more superior to me for the fact that, aside from saying that anyone who doesnt wax Bush’s dick with their tongue is actively aiding and abetting the terrorists, doesnt resort to crass insults.
26 midderpidge
Jan 11th, 2007 at 8:23 pm

No Frank, I really think you want to punish the Muslims and Islamofundies and aren’t against indiscriminate killing and torture so you can feel safer.
27 fd10801
Jan 11th, 2007 at 8:27 pm

Hey, RM, you make a worse detective than a political commenter.

I was taking care of my son, who’s recovering from minor surgery. I responded to you first, because I was going to ignore NG altogether. But then I got through with my son, I became curious about Macra, looked it up in about, say, 20 seconds, and wrote what I wrote.

And, believe me, I have no desire to get into an insult war with someone who, after 16 years of education, can’t come up with better than “eat dick.”

If there is a reason to insult you, I can look in plenty of other places.
28 fd10801
Jan 11th, 2007 at 8:34 pm

midderpidge: Partially correct… It has been a standard practice of most nations, including this one, to kill their enemies, so their people can feel safer.

I am not a pacifist.

“We sleep safely at night because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us”
[improperly attributed to George Orwell]
29 midderpidge
Jan 11th, 2007 at 8:54 pm

Yes Frank, Kill tehm all and let God sort em out. But then again they are all heathens so kill them all and God could care less.
30 Rex Mundane
Jan 11th, 2007 at 9:33 pm

Yeah frank, youre insulting me because you dont want to keep insulting me, and are egging me on with “you cant do better than eat dick” because you dont want to get into a stupid insult war. I’m stupid enough to believe that. Totally.
31 fd10801
Jan 11th, 2007 at 10:09 pm

Gee, midderpidge, one would think that I had gone away, never to return, so you could make shit up about me, and I wouldn’t know.

But I’m tired of telling you that you’re lying.

Rex: I’m not sure how stupid you are.
32 Rory_Is_Freedom
Jan 11th, 2007 at 10:51 pm

Wow, some of ya’ll in here are in dire need of getting laid!!
33 Nimrod Gently
Jan 12th, 2007 at 6:29 am

Took you that long to Google Macra, did it? You’re not very good with search engines, we all know that.

“The Macra Terror” is surprisingly instructive these days. Just replace “Macra” with “Military Industrial Complex” and you’ve got a microcosm of right-wing thinking.
34 fd10801
Jan 12th, 2007 at 9:34 am

I didn’t want to brag, NG, but it was probably less than 20 seconds.

You were saying what about a British science fiction series having what relevance to American politics?

Perhaps we should watch all the episodes of Coronation Street to learn why you’re even posting here.
35 fd10801
Jan 12th, 2007 at 9:36 am

I didn’t want to brag, NG, but it was probably less than 20 seconds. I was using Google before you were using the Internet, I’ll wager.

You were saying what about a British science fiction series having what relevance to American politics?

Perhaps we should watch all the episodes of Coronation Street to learn why you’re even posting here.
36 Nimrod Gently
Jan 12th, 2007 at 10:08 am

Holy God, you’re a colossal arsehole. Is it a hobby of yours?
37 Impunitive
Oct 4th, 2007 at 12:02 pm

Jesus Christ…

You know, for how much you supposedly grown men sit here and bicker like infants about who’s right, who’s wrong, and who’s the biggest idiot of them all (read: fd10801), I sure am glad that none of you are making the decisions for our country either. If you think your opinion is so grand, then get out there in the fucking real world and make it known to people who could actually get some things accomplished.