Congratulations. But I guess I get the Slaughters.

I know. That showboating old Foagie Joseph Welch against the blustering idiot McCarthy. And I love Maggie Thatcher – I’ll take her. Can I also have The Mousetrap at St Martins. Upper and Lower Slaughter, and Cornwall.

I’ll gladly help anyway I can. Sign me up.

And the quote is “Have you no sense of decency sir, at long last, have you left no sense of decency?”

I’ve been talking to a friend in the wholesale office supply business. His “off-the-top-of=the-head” price for plain ol’ #2′s was about 50 cents a dozen. He’s still investigating to see if he can find us a better price.

We can get them in cases of 120 dozen for roughly $60 a case.

When I get a final price, I’ll let everyone know. Then we’ll get in with each other to iron out the details.

Next up: chocolate!

In my little analogy, the Iraq war is symbolized by drunk driving. I used that example because a lot of people are killed every year by reckless selfish people who drive drunk. (It’s not a perfect analogy, I know, but try to work with me.)

People (such as MADD) argue that drunk driving is bad because it kills a lot of innocent people. (See how that correlates to the Iraq war? A lot of people are needlessly killed before their time.) They are fighting to end drunk driving, because one person killed by a drunk driver is one too many.

By your twisted retard logic, the Iraq war is okay because it allowed us to kill Saddam’s two sons. If we’ve killed 50,000 or 100,000 or 650,000 Iraqis, it’s okay because we killed these two warped fuckers.

So back to my analogy, if there are a couple of evil shitholes killed in drunk driving accidents, then that makes drunk driving okay. No matter how many innocent people are killed, no matter how many lives are ruined, no matter if 3,000 police officers die because of it, those few evil dicks being killed makes it all worth it.

Does that make sense now?

Um, Dugger, didn’t you just suggest that we should be taking Iraq on it own merits?

And this is a dilemma of your own making. Is it the policy you disagree with in Iraq or is it the casualties. If casualties, are we supposed to pretend history and perspective don’t exist? That mankind should stop thinking because leftist want to suspend logic so they can scream incoherencies at Bush? You ballyhoo casualties as a factor, we evil conservatives put them in perspective. If you are against all csaulaties, in any war fine. Say so and we know you also oppose every Democrat elected this year and this century and your own Labour Party.

BTW, thanks for Churchill, Blair and Maggie Thatcher.

Drunk driving is GOOD! That’s right. Every year, a few people who die in accidents caused by drunk drivers are evil shitholes who deserve to be dead.

So let’s all rally our support behind drunk drivers. I mean, you don’t want evil shitholes to live, do you?