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Luckily I Didn’t Run Into Any KGB Agents

For the second time in two weeks I have a horrible head cold. Its one of those where you cough so hard on the subway everyone turns to see where the guy with plague is sitting. It suuuuucks.

As a precaution though, let me say that I think Vladmir Putin is AWESOME.

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6 Responses to “Luckily I Didn’t Run Into Any KGB Agents”

  1. …well, poison is certainly not as clumsy or random as an invasion and an occupation!

  2. Nimrod Gently says:

    I dunno, when it’s radioactive it comes close.

  3. Organic George says:

    It guys like you who make everyone else sick.

  4. Mike says:

    To be completely safe and secure, you also need to say the same about Dear Leader Dubya.
    Awesome, yessir, Dubya, you are!

  5. Jody says:

    I look forward to the rightwingers that are going to quote your last sentence out of context as irrefutable proof that you are on the side of authoritarians and anti-Americanists.

  6. Scott says:

    The Russian foreign spy service goes by the name Sluzhba Vneshney Razvedki these days. The old name had too much baggage in Russia (though not in Belarus).