I have no idea why.
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because hockey sucks like never before?
Because you’re not following the Celtics?
Tsk, tsk, Oliver. What will Jessica think?
Rumors swirl that the unconfirmed romantic relationship between liberal bomb thrower Oliver Willis and actress Jessica Alba is on the rocks; sources cannot confirm that a cheerleader for the Houston Rockets is in the center of the fray.
sources cannot confirm that a cheerleader for the Houston Rockets is in the center of the fray.
“What can I say?”, the Rocket’s squad member was quoted as saying. “I like balls in my face.”
Hel-lo.
Isn’t it against the rules to hide the basketballs in your clothes?
I tepidly refute the reports that haven’t been written yet that I am simultaneously dating cheerleaders AND Jessica Alba.
Jeez, I dunno, the Laker Girls are kinda, well, ugly.
And the Rockets’ Dunking Dancer using deflated balls for the trampoline dunk? Purely bush league*.
(Heh: ‘Balls,’ ‘bush.’)
Red over white with a slash of road black over the cleave -
Go Cards! and anybody playing UK.