Breaking News
Hurricane Ida Targets US Gulf Coast

All Of A Sudden I Like Basketball Now

November 30th, 2006 10 Comments

I have no idea why.

Posted in Politics |
« Transcript of Press Conference By Oliver Willis Addressing Rumors Of Affair With Jessica Alba
The Way Out »
Both comments and pings are currently closed.

10 Responses to “All Of A Sudden I Like Basketball Now”

  1. mdhatter says:
    November 30, 2006 at 1:42 pm

    because hockey sucks like never before?

  2. michael says:
    November 30, 2006 at 1:48 pm

    Because you’re not following the Celtics?

  3. Jet says:
    November 30, 2006 at 4:19 pm

    Tsk, tsk, Oliver. What will Jessica think?

  4. BD says:
    November 30, 2006 at 4:34 pm

    Rumors swirl that the unconfirmed romantic relationship between liberal bomb thrower Oliver Willis and actress Jessica Alba is on the rocks; sources cannot confirm that a cheerleader for the Houston Rockets is in the center of the fray.

  5. Duros62 says:
    November 30, 2006 at 4:36 pm

    sources cannot confirm that a cheerleader for the Houston Rockets is in the center of the fray.

    “What can I say?”, the Rocket’s squad member was quoted as saying. “I like balls in my face.”

  6. Waveflux says:
    November 30, 2006 at 4:47 pm

    Hel-lo.

  7. Quaker in a Basement says:
    November 30, 2006 at 5:02 pm

    Isn’t it against the rules to hide the basketballs in your clothes?

  8. Oliver says:
    November 30, 2006 at 6:10 pm

    I tepidly refute the reports that haven’t been written yet that I am simultaneously dating cheerleaders AND Jessica Alba.

  9. jimmmm says:
    December 1, 2006 at 8:43 am

    Jeez, I dunno, the Laker Girls are kinda, well, ugly.

    And the Rockets’ Dunking Dancer using deflated balls for the trampoline dunk? Purely bush league*.

    (Heh: ‘Balls,’ ‘bush.’)

  10. Lantern Bearer says:
    December 1, 2006 at 9:34 am

    Red over white with a slash of road black over the cleave -

    Go Cards! and anybody playing UK.