Comments on: Statement From Oliver Willis To The Rumors And News Reports That Oliver Willis Is Somehow Involved Romantically With Jessica Alba, That Is, The Rumors That Jessica Alba is Deeply In Love With Oliver Willis Of Takoma Park, MD http://www.oliverwillis.com/2006/11/22/statement-from-oliver-willis-to-the-rumors-and-news-reports-that-oliver-willis-is-somehow-involved-romantically-with-jessica-alba-that-is-the-rumors-that-jessica-alba-is-deeply-in-love-with-oliver-w/ Like Kryptonite To Stupid Mon, 23 Nov 2009 06:43:41 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: dhughes http://www.oliverwillis.com/2006/11/22/statement-from-oliver-willis-to-the-rumors-and-news-reports-that-oliver-willis-is-somehow-involved-romantically-with-jessica-alba-that-is-the-rumors-that-jessica-alba-is-deeply-in-love-with-oliver-w/#comment-50625 dhughes Sat, 21 Jul 2007 04:40:06 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3230#comment-50625 I haven't heard Jessica say no, so it must be true. We could have all went out to lunch but Eva Longoria ditched me for that new dude. It was so sudden...I'll be OK. I haven’t heard Jessica say no, so it must be true.

We could have all went out to lunch but Eva Longoria ditched me for that new dude. It was so sudden…I’ll be OK.

]]> By: Redleg http://www.oliverwillis.com/2006/11/22/statement-from-oliver-willis-to-the-rumors-and-news-reports-that-oliver-willis-is-somehow-involved-romantically-with-jessica-alba-that-is-the-rumors-that-jessica-alba-is-deeply-in-love-with-oliver-w/#comment-50624 Redleg Mon, 27 Nov 2006 18:14:28 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3230#comment-50624 God, she is hot. God, she is hot.

]]> By: Jamison http://www.oliverwillis.com/2006/11/22/statement-from-oliver-willis-to-the-rumors-and-news-reports-that-oliver-willis-is-somehow-involved-romantically-with-jessica-alba-that-is-the-rumors-that-jessica-alba-is-deeply-in-love-with-oliver-w/#comment-50623 Jamison Sun, 26 Nov 2006 21:32:12 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3230#comment-50623 Well I figured that she would be on the moving on after Cash Warren "<a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/jessica-alba/jessica-alba-enjoys-her-sex-on-the-beach-001823" rel="nofollow">dropped the ball</a>" last month in the ocean. Well I figured that she would be on the moving on after Cash Warren “dropped the ball” last month in the ocean.

]]> By: Terrier http://www.oliverwillis.com/2006/11/22/statement-from-oliver-willis-to-the-rumors-and-news-reports-that-oliver-willis-is-somehow-involved-romantically-with-jessica-alba-that-is-the-rumors-that-jessica-alba-is-deeply-in-love-with-oliver-w/#comment-50622 Terrier Sun, 26 Nov 2006 17:06:22 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3230#comment-50622 Is the "sporting event" the Cowboys winning the Super Bowl? Is the “sporting event” the Cowboys winning the Super Bowl?

]]> By: Mike http://www.oliverwillis.com/2006/11/22/statement-from-oliver-willis-to-the-rumors-and-news-reports-that-oliver-willis-is-somehow-involved-romantically-with-jessica-alba-that-is-the-rumors-that-jessica-alba-is-deeply-in-love-with-oliver-w/#comment-50621 Mike Fri, 24 Nov 2006 22:35:53 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3230#comment-50621 You are way too good for her, dawg; I can see why she lusts for you. Try not to break her heart by being aloof and unavailable so that she turns to chicks because of her wounded ego. You are way too good for her, dawg; I can see why she lusts for you. Try not to break her heart by being aloof and unavailable so that she turns to chicks because of her wounded ego.

]]> By: doug g http://www.oliverwillis.com/2006/11/22/statement-from-oliver-willis-to-the-rumors-and-news-reports-that-oliver-willis-is-somehow-involved-romantically-with-jessica-alba-that-is-the-rumors-that-jessica-alba-is-deeply-in-love-with-oliver-w/#comment-50620 doug g Thu, 23 Nov 2006 15:45:18 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3230#comment-50620 Well, that was clear as mud. Does Jessica have such a non-denial? Well, that was clear as mud. Does Jessica have such a non-denial?

]]> By: Peter http://www.oliverwillis.com/2006/11/22/statement-from-oliver-willis-to-the-rumors-and-news-reports-that-oliver-willis-is-somehow-involved-romantically-with-jessica-alba-that-is-the-rumors-that-jessica-alba-is-deeply-in-love-with-oliver-w/#comment-50619 Peter Thu, 23 Nov 2006 15:40:32 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3230#comment-50619 You had me going until I recognized the Dan Snyder F. C . head gear. The nuclear free zone of Takoma Park permits rooting for the other Maryland team, coincidently the favorite of Scarlett, Salem, Jessica, Heidi, Liz and Britney. You had me going until I recognized the Dan Snyder F. C . head gear. The nuclear free zone of Takoma Park permits rooting for the other Maryland team, coincidently the favorite of Scarlett, Salem, Jessica, Heidi, Liz and Britney.

]]> By: Quaker in a Basement http://www.oliverwillis.com/2006/11/22/statement-from-oliver-willis-to-the-rumors-and-news-reports-that-oliver-willis-is-somehow-involved-romantically-with-jessica-alba-that-is-the-rumors-that-jessica-alba-is-deeply-in-love-with-oliver-w/#comment-50618 Quaker in a Basement Thu, 23 Nov 2006 07:56:38 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3230#comment-50618 Crap. You guys claimed all the good ones. That must mean it's <em>my</em> turn with Britney. Crap. You guys claimed all the good ones. That must mean it’s my turn with Britney.

]]> By: Oliver Willis http://www.oliverwillis.com/2006/11/22/statement-from-oliver-willis-to-the-rumors-and-news-reports-that-oliver-willis-is-somehow-involved-romantically-with-jessica-alba-that-is-the-rumors-that-jessica-alba-is-deeply-in-love-with-oliver-w/#comment-50617 Oliver Willis Thu, 23 Nov 2006 04:16:35 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3230#comment-50617 The rumor is sexy hollywood women love bloggers. The rumors won't stop, so I must keep repeating them. The rumor is sexy hollywood women love bloggers. The rumors won’t stop, so I must keep repeating them.

]]> By: Robbie http://www.oliverwillis.com/2006/11/22/statement-from-oliver-willis-to-the-rumors-and-news-reports-that-oliver-willis-is-somehow-involved-romantically-with-jessica-alba-that-is-the-rumors-that-jessica-alba-is-deeply-in-love-with-oliver-w/#comment-50616 Robbie Thu, 23 Nov 2006 02:21:58 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3230#comment-50616 Calling Liz Hurley! Calling Liz Hurley!

]]> By: Sirkowski http://www.oliverwillis.com/2006/11/22/statement-from-oliver-willis-to-the-rumors-and-news-reports-that-oliver-willis-is-somehow-involved-romantically-with-jessica-alba-that-is-the-rumors-that-jessica-alba-is-deeply-in-love-with-oliver-w/#comment-50615 Sirkowski Thu, 23 Nov 2006 02:13:56 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3230#comment-50615 Well then, time to bomb Iran! Well then, time to bomb Iran!

]]> By: Wilbur http://www.oliverwillis.com/2006/11/22/statement-from-oliver-willis-to-the-rumors-and-news-reports-that-oliver-willis-is-somehow-involved-romantically-with-jessica-alba-that-is-the-rumors-that-jessica-alba-is-deeply-in-love-with-oliver-w/#comment-50614 Wilbur Thu, 23 Nov 2006 02:12:51 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3230#comment-50614 So far, UN inspectors have found no evidence that I am dating Heidi Klum, but absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. So far, UN inspectors have found no evidence that I am dating Heidi Klum, but absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

]]> By: Marty http://www.oliverwillis.com/2006/11/22/statement-from-oliver-willis-to-the-rumors-and-news-reports-that-oliver-willis-is-somehow-involved-romantically-with-jessica-alba-that-is-the-rumors-that-jessica-alba-is-deeply-in-love-with-oliver-w/#comment-50613 Marty Wed, 22 Nov 2006 23:54:12 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3230#comment-50613 And Halle keeps trying to get me to leave my wife, but I just keep saying, "WOMAN? Step Off!" And Halle keeps trying to get me to leave my wife, but I just keep saying, “WOMAN? Step Off!”

]]> By: ant http://www.oliverwillis.com/2006/11/22/statement-from-oliver-willis-to-the-rumors-and-news-reports-that-oliver-willis-is-somehow-involved-romantically-with-jessica-alba-that-is-the-rumors-that-jessica-alba-is-deeply-in-love-with-oliver-w/#comment-50612 ant Wed, 22 Nov 2006 23:41:30 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3230#comment-50612 Oh damn that good :) Salma Hayek has reported been seen in the same country as yours truly. Wedding bells, here I come! Oh damn that good :)

Salma Hayek has reported been seen in the same country as yours truly.

Wedding bells, here I come!

]]> By: michael http://www.oliverwillis.com/2006/11/22/statement-from-oliver-willis-to-the-rumors-and-news-reports-that-oliver-willis-is-somehow-involved-romantically-with-jessica-alba-that-is-the-rumors-that-jessica-alba-is-deeply-in-love-with-oliver-w/#comment-50611 michael Wed, 22 Nov 2006 23:14:02 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=3230#comment-50611 If this works, I call dibs on Scarlett Johanson. If this works, I call dibs on Scarlett Johanson.

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