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jessica albaCall it the “Tony Romo method”

Quarterback Tony Romo, who said his ex-girlfriend broke up with him just hours before he took over the reins of America’s Team, recently revealed having a crush on actress and singer Jessica Simpson, according to the Fort Worth Star-Telegram.

Media outlets are reporting that Simpson’s representatives heard the rumor and got in touch with Romo’s people and set up a date. The couple are now rumored to be an item.

I’m officially releasing the rumor that I have a “crush” on Jessica Alba. I’m willing to go as far to say that “questions swirl” around the fact that I would marry Jessica Alba in a New York minute.

Granted, I’m not the quarterback of a legendary sports franchise, but I have played a lot of John Madden football so that ought to account for something.

I now await the call from Jessica’s “representatives” but feel free to rumor away that she and I are now “an item”.

UPDATE: See? The story is “out there”, it’s being “reported”. Sources say…

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17 Responses to “Ok, I’m Going To Try This”

  1. You’d ruin her just like you ruined Britney. Look what happened to her after you two split up.

  2. Marty says:

    One can dream, eh?

  3. muzza says:

    Frankly Oliver I think you have a better shot at being the Skins next starting quarterback.

  4. Bruce says:

    Don’t knock it. It worked so well for me and Salma Hayek, I am optimistic for you Oliver.

  5. StarkyLuv says:

    You got the wrong Jessica.

    Jessica Biel is the hotness. Yeah, Alba has a slight edge in the face (mainly the lips) but Biel’s body obliterates Alba’s.

    Wouldn’t kick either one out of the king-size though..

  6. Oliver says:

    King sized bed.
    Jessica Alba.
    Jessica Biel.

    Oooohkay.

  7. Diamond LeGrande says:

    Oliver and Jessica Alba (or Biel)? Talk about a hope-inspiring idea. Call it a Billy Bob Thornton moment.

  8. Organic George says:

    Live the fantasy, did anyone else notice that her breast are in not in proportion to the torque of her body.

    If you love photo shop you love that picture.

  9. Oliver says:

    Some people call it a sling blade, I call it Jessica Alba.

  10. Marty says:

    No, I don’t think too many people looked at the picture that closely or that long to notice.

  11. CV Rick says:

    Oliver,

    There is also an unsubstantiated rumor that Jessica Simpson hasn’t commented on an alleged relationship between you and her.

    I think this thing is picking up some steam.

  12. The rumors are rampant, flying through air like locusts. I can neither confirm nor confirm them…

  13. CV Rick says:

    Good for you . . . it’s no one’s business what you and Jessica Simpson do or how you feel about each other.

    And I’ll keep your secret: I’ll only tell one or two people at a time.

    I think I’m going to blog about it.

  14. CV Rick says:

    Or Jessica Alba rather . . . my bad.

  15. Jet says:

    Man, OW, this thing is really getting legs.

    http://www.teambio.org/2006/11/big-and-hot/

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