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Somebody At The Washington Post Doesn’t Like Bill Maas

I think he’s a horrible broadcaster. I’m not alone. Check out these questions from a poll on the Washington Post website:

Why does Bill Maas have a job?

To punish bad NFL teams by forcing their fans to listen to him.
He has a relative who is an executive at FOX.
He has incriminating pictures of Terry Bradshaw.
He works for free.

What other jobs might Bill Maas be qualified for?
Hot-dog vendor
Lawn ornament
Elephant cage cleaner at the zoo
Caveman stand-in for those Geico commercials

Harsh. But true.

4 Responses to “Somebody At The Washington Post Doesn’t Like Bill Maas”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 PT Dennis

    Bill Maas has a job just like every other bad media person has a job … they are paid to be told what to say.

    Joe Buck has a job because of his daddy.

    Fox is unwatchable be it the Sports division, the News division or the OJ division.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 LCVRWC

    On a just-vaguely related note: I don’t think I remember seeing so many smiling ‘Skins fans after a loss. I think we have a QB.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Organic George

    I though Bill made some good points.

    The Skins are schizophrenic in staff and personnel

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 PT Dennis

    No complaint, Organic George, but even a broken clock is right twice a day (well, once a day if on military time).

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