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Karl Rove Plots To Duck And Cover From Upcoming Election Results

WASHINGTON – You knew this was coming, just not so soon. In light of polls and prognisticators forecasting a Democratic gain in the House ranging from a small majority to a blue wave of progress, Karl Rove is already prepping the post-election spin to salvage his reputation. Even though Republican candidates have followed his advice, they’re behind in the polls – yet Rove plans to savage them for not properly following his edicts from on high. This is just another example of Rove looking out for Rove, as his divisive strategies have led to short term gains for the Republicans but long-term losses for Americans. The lapdog mainstream press loves Rove, and will do anything to cover up for him, but the emperor truly has no clothes.

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2 Responses to “Karl Rove Plots To Duck And Cover From Upcoming Election Results”

  1. PD100 says:

    Karl Rove Plots To Duck And Cover From Upcoming Election Results

    -Sorta sounds like a Pre-Subway Jared Fogle trying to hide behind a lamp post.

  2. buma says:

    How many times can rove go back to the same well? Some of the rubes are getting the sneaking suspicion they’ve seen this stuff before.