“Now, there’s been a lot of talk that Hannibal Lecter killed and ate people. But Howard, could it be that maybe, just maybe, these people were hired by George Soros to extract their own livers and serve it to Mr. Lecter, who innocently thought he was being served a plate of lamb chops? And isn’t there a chance that Bill Clinton’s former aide’s paperboy was given a highly sophisticated fingerprint-mimicking device from the Q Division of MI-5, that he used just four weeks before the election for nefarious purposes? Can you say, Howard, that there isn’t the slightest glimmer of a fraction of a possibility that Mr. Lecter didn’t eat anybody at all, but that these loony leftist “murder victims” actually ate themselves to make Mr. Lecter look bad?”