Superman connection vaults Illinois senator to top of the heap
(Takoma Park, MD) — Senator Barack Obama of Illinois became a clear frontrunner in the valuable OliverWillis.com presidential primary today with the discovery of a previously unknown picture of Sen. Obama and Superman. “We thought the senator was super before, but with this picture his star has now hit heroic levels.”, said Oliver Willis, the president of OliverWillis.com. As part of his job, Senator Obama represents the town of Metropolis, Illinois, the “home” of Superman so his connection to the Man of Steel has often been rumored but never confirmed with photographic evidence until now.
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Nice.
Oddly enough, Massac County (where Metropolis is) voted a slim majority for Maryland resident Alan Keyes in ‘04.
Even so, can you get a better endorsment than Superman?
i wish barack obama is voted president me and other class in my school are makimg posters and other projects for people to vote 4 him..i believe if he’s elected president it will make a very huge difference.
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