They Just Keep Making It Up

In a continuation of the conservative practice of simply creating their own reality, in a post titled “White Man’s Burden” (just so you know the angle this idiotic statement is coming from), Wizbang’s Jaytea twists reality with his own bare hands.

But the war was never against Al Qaeda. They were merely one faction – and so far, the most successful faction — of the overall enemy, one part of the big picture. The war did not begin with their first attack on us, it had been going for some time, and even if every single Al Qaeda member were to be killed or arrested, the war would continue.

The toppling of the Taliban deprived Al Qaeda of their sanctuary, and put them on the defensive for the first time. Since that day, the vast majority of their leadership is dead or imprisoned. True, Bin Laden himself is still missing, but the 9/11 attacks represented the singular high point of their campaign against America – and the dropoff from that peak has been tremendous.

That’s right, kids. The war was never against Al Qaeda. That Al Qaeda is responsible for the worst mass murder in American history is immaterial. For the purposes of this argument, they’re just not central to the war on terrorism. Furthermore, we should also pretend that terrorism has not increased globally and we should just completely ignore that Al Qaeda and those sympathetic with them have been able to kill over 2,600 Americans in Iraq.

They just don’t matter, just don’t count. We’re creating our own reality here, people. Keep up.

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25 Responses to “They Just Keep Making It Up”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 PD100

    The air just might be a tad too thin in New Hampshire or Jay is just that dumb.

    Nah, its not the air.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 frameone

    What we really need is a War on Sliding Scales.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Quaker in a Basement

    I think JayTea has it right. Just not the way he thinks he does.

    Was the war ever a war against al Qaeda?

    That’s certainly the war the Bush administration sold us, but I don’t think it was EVER the war they intended to fight.

    While the rubble at the Pentagon was still smoking, Rumsfeld was already calculating ways to use the attacks as a pretext for invading Iraq.

    For the Bushies, the war was never about al Qaeda.

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 frameone

    Maybe we should be nice to Jay, this is, afterall, his Opus (It’s in Parts!).

    From the second paragraph of
    “The White Man’s Burden: Part I: From ‘Feel The Power’ to ‘Fear The Power’”
    :

    Those sneaky little Nips, the slant-eyed Japs, hit the United States – hit the United States harder than we thought possible, in a place where we felt safe and secure. Our senses of invulnerability and racial superiority were shattered, and all of a sudden the foreign madness was our problem.

    What a tool.

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 factcheck

    “The toppling of the Taliban deprived Al Qaeda of their sanctuary”

    … and the US let them create new ones in Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, and oops! Back in Afghanistan!!!!

    JT has always been short bus material, but this hits a new low of Bush-fellating.

    White-mans burden. Hmmmm. I wonder how the minorities that are doing the dying feel about the “white man” bearing the burden in the War on ‘terra.
    Like JT, safely at home in the US warblogging for peace.

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 Jay Tea

    Sheesh, don’t they teach reading comprehension any more?

    Al Qaeda is a SUBSET of the enemy. The terrorism didn’t start with the first WTC attack, and it won’t end with the death or capture of Bin Laden.

    Secondly, I chose those racist terms very deliberately. Those were words and phrases that were very common at the time — casually, prior to Pearl Harbor; venomously, after. Our racist attitudes towards the Japanese (which was rather nicely mirrored by them at the time) was a large factor in the impact of Pearl Harbor; our prejudices simply could not let us concieve of them planning and pulling off an attack that successful. I chose to echo those words to make the point as forcefully as I could, as well as a subtle (apparently too subtle) dig who call Muslim terrorists terms like “ragheads” and “sand niggers” and the like. It lets people give vent to their fury, but blinds them to the larger realities and prevents them from seeing the real picture. Worse than being hateful, worse than being ignorant, racism and bigotry like that is arrogant and self-destructive.

    Sorry you missed it. Guess I should work on being less subtle.

    J.

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 jimmmm

    No, Jay, they don’t teach reading comprehension–at least not where you went to school.

    Your “point” in using gutter language was very badly couched, so the fault lies not with the reader. Nice try, though. Reminds me of Pee Wee Herman falling off a bike: “I meant to do that.”

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 frameone

    “It lets people give vent to their fury, but blinds them to the larger realities and prevents them from seeing the real picture.”

    Oh, now I get it. So the “ragheads” and “sand niggers” aren’t like subhuman animals incapable of thought, they are dangerous, crafty subhuman animals who are the greatest threat known to the history of human civilization. What breathtaking insight.

    Jay, it’s pretty clear you were struggling to make some ironic point but what it actually was was anybody’s guess. Your clarification just makes it all so much more stupid.

    I gather the title of your epic, ‘White Man’s Burden’, has some other ironic little twist as well. You know, because it’s not like that phrase has any racist implications either. And it certainly isn’t like the United States ever sought to be a world power based on such a paternalistic world view, it’s not like we ever went to war against
    Spain
    or anything.

    Again, what a tool.

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 S

    Jay Tea | Sep 21, 2006 6:39:41 AM

    “Secondly, I chose those racist terms very deliberately. Those were words and phrases that were very common at the time — casually, prior to Pearl Harbor; venomously, after. Our racist attitudes towards the Japanese (which was rather nicely mirrored by them at the time) was a large factor in the impact of Pearl Harbor; our prejudices simply could not let us concieve of them planning and pulling off an attack that successful. I chose to echo those words to make the point as forcefully as I could, as well as a subtle (apparently too subtle) dig who call Muslim terrorists terms like “ragheads” and “sand niggers” and the like. It lets people give vent to their fury, but blinds them to the larger realities and prevents them from seeing the real picture. Worse than being hateful, worse than being ignorant, racism and bigotry like that is arrogant and self-destructive.

    Sorry you missed it. Guess I should work on being less subtle.

    That’s it? THAT’S your explanation? You’re sorry WE missed it?

  10. Gravatar Icon 10 frameone

    “Worse than being hateful, worse than being ignorant, racism and bigotry like that is arrogant and self-destructive.”

    Yes, indeed, racism gets in the way of knowing who we need to kill. Again, fantastic analysis, Jay.

  11. Gravatar Icon 11 factcheck

    frame, jt is what passes for a “reasonable conservative” these days. Scary, huh?

  12. Gravatar Icon 12 SaveFarris

    we should just completely ignore that Al Qaeda and those sympathetic with them have been able to kill over 2,600 Americans in Iraq.

    Good job, Oliver. You just proved why we shouldn’t leave Iraq. We’ll make a neocon of you yet!

  13. Gravatar Icon 13 frameone

    More from the Opus: PART I:

    I find myself wondering if part of the reason Ronald Reagan was such a better president than Bill Clinton was because in his younger days, Reagan had been a lifeguard. One of the first things lifeguards are taught is to first protect themselves, to not needlessly endanger themselves, when attempting a rescue. A lifeguard who doesn’t obey that rule not only doubles the number of people endangered, but has converted himself from an asset to a liability. Clinton didn’t seem to grasp that, flailing about in the seas of international conflicts, while Reagan carefully chose his battles.

    Yes, indeed, Reagan chose his battles well. Invading Grenada: What awesome Resolve! We kicked their fucking asses! That one really put us back on the map of respected world powers. Especially since it happened just two days after the Beirut marine barracks bombing in 1983. Yup, truly a judicious and magisterial choice of how and when to use US military power: Always to distract from bigger failures.

  14. Gravatar Icon 14 frameone

    “You just proved why we shouldn’t leave Iraq.”

    Hey Save, let’s invade Pakistan, Syria and Iran, then we’ll never be able to leave those places too! It’ll be awesome.

  15. Gravatar Icon 15 nihilistic_disintegration

    The way to approach Jay’s treatise is as the best sort of humor: unintended.

    From today’s crock: from the outset, the independence of that “colony” is the primary goal.

    See? Isn’t that a hoot? Jay is such a complete moron that he’s not aware that the primary goal in Iraq was never to bring them “democracy.” It was to create a true free-market economy, which has been the Neocon wet dream for some time now. What part of Iraqi independence required writing into their Constitution that foreign (read: US) corporations can set up shop there, exploit the resources and labor, and then export every cent of revenue without paying any taxes to Iraq?

    How is that helping to get them back on their feet? It’s more like bending them over.

    The rest of his Opus (and pretty much everything else he writes) is the same. It’s funny because he’s so stupid.

    Oh, and I’ve apparently been blocked from his site, so if he ever claims that he never deleted a single post, you’ll know he’s a lying piece of shit, as well.

  16. Gravatar Icon 16 frameone

    Oh mercy, Jay’s an idiot. From today’s PART IV!!!! as well:

    In Iraq, we avoided the magnitude of destruction such as inflicted during World War II. We did the minimal damage we could to the society and infrastructure,[hilarious] and now are attempting to graft democracy and freedom and independence on top of them. It seems less cruel and expensive in the short term, but will it succeed? And will it last? Only time will tell.

    Then one poem and dozen verbose paragraphs later he writes:

    The use of force – the kind of force applied to the Taliban and Saddam’s regime – should only be for the most intransigent, belligerent cases, and only then as a last resort. Also, it should be only used when it is likely to achieve the goals.

    Some critics of the war in Iraq wonder why, if Saddam was “fair game,” why not Iran and North Korea? The answer is simple: it wouldn’t work as well in those nations.

    So only time will tell if our ambit in Iraq will work, it’sanybody’s guess right now, but it was the right thing to do because it was so obvious from the outset that we were “likely to achieve the goals.”

    What a moron. And ya, fact, it is indeed scary.

  17. Gravatar Icon 17 frameone

    oops, the last two lines there should are mine not Jay’s. Perhaps obviously so.

  18. Gravatar Icon 18 frameone

    oops, the last two lines there should are mine not Jay’s. Perhaps obviously so.

  19. Gravatar Icon 19 factcheck

    Shorter JT: We come only to liberate you and we might kill you, unless you have a real military in which case we’ll leave you alone.

  20. Gravatar Icon 20 frameone

    I love Jay. Really, he’s the idiot that just keeps on giving. From the Opus:

    But for the most part, being a former English colony is a far better harbinger of success and independence than, say, a French colony – take a look at some of the places that were compelled to pay homage to the Tricolor, such as Viet Nam and the Ivory Coast.

    Jay forgot to mention one specific former British protectorate that you’d think would have some direct bearing on his point. It’s called
    Iraq
    .

  21. Gravatar Icon 21 frameone

    Other former British colonies or protectorates include: Burma/Myanmar, Nigeria, Palestine, Pakistan, Somalia, South Africa and Sudan. All models of stability and independence through out their history.

  22. Gravatar Icon 22 factcheck

    Any excuse to bash France. Wingnuts are cute when they try to act erudite.

  23. Gravatar Icon 23 Bill L.

    Actually, the biggest comedy of all whiffs right under the radar. WE (the US) are a former British colony, and we staged an insurgency and kicked them out.

    If I were a Bush humper right now, I’d seriously be worried that Irony was waiting outside to beat the sh*t out of me.

  24. Gravatar Icon 24 Mike

    Frame,

    I believe South Africa belonged to the Dutch, hence “Afrikaans”.

    And you have to include India if you want to talk about Pakistan. You know, India? The homeland of Ghandi, the posterboy of peace?

    You also omitted Zimbabwe (Rhodesia). Certainly a “model” former British colony if ever there was one.

  25. Gravatar Icon 25 frameone

    From Wikipedia re; The Boer Wars:

    The Boers resisted fiercely, but the British eventually overwhelmed the Boer forces, using their superior numbers and external supply chains and concentration camps as well as the controversial scorched earth tactic. The Treaty of Vereeniging specified full British sovereignty over the South African republics, and the British government agreed to assume the £3,000,000 war debt owed by the Afrikaner governments. One of the main provisions of the treaty ending the war was that ‘Blacks’ would not be allowed to vote, except in the Cape Colony.

    And Jay includes India in his list but exlcudes Pakistan. I was just setting the record straight.

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