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Why Must Mexico Always Beat Us?

Oh sure, we had big protests in Florida about the disputed (and fraudulent) results of a presidential election, but unlike Mexico we didn’t have freaking masked luchadores carrying coffins in the street.

This round goes to you, Mexico.

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13 Responses to “Why Must Mexico Always Beat Us?”

  1. PD100 says:

    Feh. That “One man, one vote” notion is so 1999.

  2. Jay says:

    Oh sure, we had big protests in Florida about the disputed (and fraudulent) results of a presidential election

    Hahaha….man. You guys will never get over being beat.

    COUNT THE VOTES! (Again and again and again and again and again….how long? UNTIL WE GET THE RESULTS WE WANT!!!)

    Mexico is no different. The left loses and it HAS to be because somebody stole it.

  3. Nimrod Gently says:

    Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

    As far as 2000 goes, counting the votes ONCE would be nice.

    2004 was essentially legit, but there’s still a lot of suspicious bollocks around Ohio which you’d care deeply about if it went the opposite way. Plus the very existence of Diebold voting machines is total bullshit.

    Don’t act like a smug dick just because you got away with it. 2000 was stolen and you know it.

  4. factcheck says:

    Nimrod, the sad thing is he knows it, but doesn’t care, because his “team” won. It’s ok to them that thousands of African-Americans were disenfranchised. It’s ok that broken machines were sent to typically Democratic precincts.

  5. Nimrod Gently says:

    I know. That’s why I get so angry at people acting all smug and ah-ha-you’re-only-bitter-cause-you-lost about the fact that George Bush was originally elected by a judicial coup d’etat.

  6. Jay says:

    Go. Fuck. Yourself.

    Babies. All of you.

    It’s ok that broken machines were sent to typically Democratic precincts.

    Well maybe if the Democrats in those counties that were in charge of the process weren’t such incompetent twits, there wouldn’t have been such problems.

    Anybody that sits around and talks about “stolen elections”, “coup d’etat”, “fraudulent results” is a nothing but a goddamned crybaby.

    It’s as simple as that.

    Grow up already.

    As for 2004, Kerry is blubbering in some letter about Ohio.

    You guys lost and you lost fair and square. Stop fucking crying about it already.

  7. factcheck says:

    Oooh, crazy jay is angry! Maybe he should be angry that he has no way to prove that his vote was recorded, but no, it’s all the big bad librul’s fault!!!

    You would think having an accurate vote count and allowing all citizens to vote equally would be a non-partisan issue, but…..

  8. LeonS says:

    It’s ok that broken machines were sent to typically Democratic precincts.

    Well maybe if the Democrats in those counties that were in charge of the process weren’t such incompetent twits, there wouldn’t have been such problems.

    Um, the broken machines were sent by the Republican Sec of State. Is someone an “incompetent twit” if they can’t make an broken machine work? If you dispute that account then say so, but by bring up a distracting counter-point you show that really don’t care about anything else but the political party you think is on your side winning. Certainly not Democracy, and certainly not America.

    There are plenty of countries that don’t have a fair vote you can move to. Leave American to those who love it.

  9. Nimrod Gently says:

    We lost fair and square in 2004, despite the odd what-Condoleeza-Rice-would-call-teething-problems, but not in 2000. And admit it or not, you know that perfectly well, unless you have the memory of a retarded goldfish. Whatever you say, it means nothing, because I know that you could not look me in the eye and tell me that election wasn’t stolen. And you could not look me in the eye and claim you’d have precisely the same opinion if the events of 2000 had applied to Gore instead of Bush.

  10. Rounds77 says:

    If 2000 was stolen, doesn’t logic dictate that 2004 was stolen as well? Certainly, if Bush ran again in ‘04 not as an incumbant but as a once defeated candidate, the results would have been completely different.

    I’m referring to the butterfly effect. And, Jay, talk about sore losing crybabies. My God, look what the right did to Clinton just because he won. Man! Talk about sore losers.

  11. Nimrod Gently says:

    Well, apart from the fact that the incumbent in 2004 actually lost the previous election, it was legit, in that Bush actually won fair and square, which was immensely depressing.

  12. Rounds77 says:

    Maybe not. After 9/11, the Republicans would have sought a candidate with outstanding war credentials, like McCain. I doubt they would have propped up a candidate with a dubious national guard record.

  13. midderpidge says:

    Jay is typical right wing, he doesn’t care that the ‘wrong’ people aren’t allowed to vote. Just like he doesn’t care that the ‘wrong’ people’s civil rights are thrown out so he can get over his lack of bladder control.