George Felix Allen’s Biggest Supporter?

3:56 pm EST August 21st, 2006 | Republicans | 9 Comments

It’s the only way possible to reconcile this insane legislative record

41. S.3288 : A bill to suspend temporarily the duty on handheld electronic can openers.
Sponsor: Sen Allen, George [VA] (introduced 5/26/2006)      Cosponsors (None)

42. S.3289 : A bill to suspend temporarily the duty on electric knives.
Sponsor: Sen Allen, George [VA] (introduced 5/26/2006)      Cosponsors (None)

43. S.3290 : A bill to suspend temporarily the duty on toaster ovens with single-slot traditional toaster opening on top of oven.
Sponsor: Sen Allen, George [VA] (introduced 5/26/2006)      Cosponsors (None)

44. S.3291 : A bill to suspend temporarily the duty on ice shavers.
Sponsor: Sen Allen, George [VA] (introduced 5/26/2006)      Cosponsors (None)

45. S.3292 : A bill to suspend temporarily the duty on dual-press sandwich makers with floating upper lid and lock.
Sponsor: Sen Allen, George [VA] (introduced 5/26/2006)      Cosponsors (None)

46. S.3293 : A bill to suspend temporarily the duty on electric drink mixers with tilt mixing heads and two-speed motors.
Sponsor: Sen Allen, George [VA] (introduced 5/26/2006)      Cosponsors (None)

47. S.3294 : A bill to suspend temporarily the duty on electric juice extractors greater than 300 watts but less than 400 watts.
Sponsor: Sen Allen, George [VA] (introduced 5/26/2006)      Cosponsors (None)

Clearly George Felix Allen Jr. is in the pocket of…

The Brave Little Toaster.

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9 Responses to “George Felix Allen’s Biggest Supporter?”

  1. Rheinhard says:
    August 21, 2006 at 4:57 pm

    George Felix Allen also really, REALLY loves him some Confederacy! But remember, “macaca” was just a slip of the tongue from “mohawk”!

    (Personally I’m really hoping this video will show up on Olberman or The Daily Show this week…)

  2. Duros62 says:
    August 21, 2006 at 5:17 pm

    That’s some campaign ad he’s got there.

  3. Duros62 says:
    August 21, 2006 at 6:16 pm

    check out his apology on Wonkette. He refers to it as the War of Northern Agression.
    Kind of sad when a candidates website has a blanket apology in the header.

  4. Patrick Nielsen Hayden says:
    August 21, 2006 at 9:20 pm

    I am sorry to report that the author of The Brave Little Toaster now has a LiveJournal in which he professes his delight at Middle Easterners killing one another and argues that it’s reasonable to refuse to let swarthy people fly on commercial flights.

    Another casualty.

  5. Spotty says:
    August 21, 2006 at 9:55 pm

    Seriously, Dude, somebody ought to figure out why he put these bills in the hopper. The FEC would be a good place to start. I nominate Oliver.

  6. ted says:
    August 21, 2006 at 11:09 pm

    He’s got it partly right.

    It’s the Republican War of Northern Aggression.

    After all, Bush recently calls the GOP the party of Lincoln.

  7. Hedley says:
    August 22, 2006 at 12:24 am

    How about these bills from Senator Feinstein:

    S. 3277 To suspend temporarily the duty on wide-range high sensitivity color zoom digital security camera
    S. 3278 To suspend temporarily the duty on mini DVD camcorder
    S. 3279 To suspend temporarily the duty on mini DVD camcorder with 8G HDD
    S. 3280 To suspend temporarily the duty on mini DVD camcorder with 680K pixel CCD
    S. 3281 To suspend temporarily the duty on mini DVD camcorder with 20G HDD
    S. 3282 To suspend temporarily the duty on metal halide lamp
    S. 3283 To suspend temporarily the duty on pressure sensitive film
    S. 3284 To suspend temporarily the duty on pressure sensitive film with adhesive based on styrene-ethylene-butylene copolymer
    S. 3285 To suspend temporarily the duty on wide-range high sensitivity color zoom digital security camera with optical lens zoom power 23x magnification
    S. 3286 To suspend temporarily the duty on wide-range high sensitivity color zoom digital security camera with optical lens zoom power 22x magnification
    S. 3287 To suspend temporarily the duty on wide-range high sensitivity color zoom digital security camera

    Or these from the Dynamic Duo of Schumer/Clinton:

    S. 3306 To suspend temporarily the duty on lightweight wide angle digital camera lenses
    S. 3307 To suspend temporarily the duty on digital zoom camera lenses not exceeding 20 ounces in weight
    S. 3308 To suspend temporarily the duty on lightweight digital camera lenses
    S. 3309 To suspend temporarily the duty on digital zoom camera lenses
    S. 3310 To suspend temporarily the duty on digital camera lenses
    S. 3311 To suspend temporarily the duty on certain electrical transformers
    S. 3312 To suspend temporarily the duty on certain color flat panel screen monitors
    S. 3313 To suspend temporarily the duty on certain color monitors video with a display diagonal of 35.56 cm or greater
    S. 3314 To suspend temporarily the duty on certain color monitors
    S. 3315 To suspend temporarily the duty on certain black and white monitors

    And my favorite Schmuer/Clinton bill:

    S. 3317 To suspend temporarily the duty on cosmetic bags with a flexible outer surface of reinforced or laminated polyvinyl chloride (PVC)

    And let’s not forget New Jersey’s temporary senator, Menendez:

    S. 3223 To suspend temporarily the duty on certain capers
    S. 3224 To extend the duty reduction on artichokes, prepared or preserved by vinegar or acetic acid
    S. 3225 To extend temporarily the reduction of duty on artichokes prepared or preserved otherwise than by vinegar or acetic acid, not frozen
    S. 3226 To suspend temporarily the duty on certain capers in containers
    S. 3227 To suspend temporarily the duty on certain twisted yarn of viscose rayon

    Cosmetic bags, cameras, capers and yarn. Wow, are those Democrats impressive too!

  8. factcheck says:
    August 22, 2006 at 7:42 am

    Those Schumer Clinton bills couldn’t be because Kodak is a large employer in New York, right? And they couldn’t be because Corning is a major manufacturer of glass in New York to make monitors, right? It has to be EEEEE-vil.

  9. Jay says:
    August 22, 2006 at 9:19 am

    Seriously, Dude, somebody ought to figure out why he put these bills in the hopper.

    I’m not defending it, but Allen is from Virginia and that state has major port operations in Norfolk and Newport News. It no doubt has something to do with that.

    The same goes for Clinton and Menendez. Chances are you’d probably see the same kind of thing in other port states like Louisiana, Washington and California.