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I Too, Hate

This is only going to make sense if you live/work in the Metro DC/MD/VA area, but I too seriously hate the new woman’s voice on the Metro.

“Dingy-dingy STAND BACK, DOORS CLOSING”

Shut. Up.

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4 Responses to “I Too, Hate”

  1. cellulose says:

    It’s especially annoying to hear when you’re attempting to bolt down the escalator and grab the metro (with slow-asses blocking the left side)…

  2. Constantine says:

    Flashback:

    The nine other voices considered for the Washington Metro announcements.

    Commentary on the voices from Unrequited Narcissism.

    On Randi Miller’s (the one everyone’s complaining about):

    Randi gets a little exasperated when it’s time to ask me to move to the center of the car. I can’t say that I blame her. She’s probably seen me; she knows I’m a perennial offender. She’s tried being nice, but if this keeps up there are going to have to be consequences, buster.

  3. Nimrod Gently says:

    You realise that Andrew Sullivan’s going to accuse you of mysogynism now?

  4. Should have been Garcia. He sounds like he could have been urgent without being stressful.