Why The MSM Is Dying

6:06 pm EST June 20th, 2006 | Politics | 9 Comments

ABC assigns their senior national correspondent Jake Tapper to cover the earth shattering question of whether Superman is gay or not. International terrorism, war in Iraq, education, health care and more… but ABC is all about Superman: Gay Or Not.

What is wrong with them?

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9 Responses to “Why The MSM Is Dying”

  1. frameone says:
    June 20, 2006 at 8:06 pm

    Everybody is gay.

  2. Frank_D says:
    June 20, 2006 at 8:06 pm

    Zere vill be no fun, until the vorld is the vay I vant it!

  3. Marty says:
    June 20, 2006 at 9:06 pm

    Of course he’s gay. He came from a gay planet. Have you seen their clothes? Queer-Eye Fabulous.

  4. sooperedd says:
    June 21, 2006 at 12:06 am

    I am not gay, at least not yet.

  5. ArC says:
    June 21, 2006 at 6:06 am

    Perhaps Tapper requested a softball? He seems to have a thin skin when Media Matters notes his factual inaccuracies on real stories.

  6. Nimrod Gently says:
    June 21, 2006 at 9:06 am

    Bryan Singer is a gay homosexual ergo everything connected with him is also a gay homosexual and you’re all gay homosexuals and gay homosexuality is important

    I don’t think the MSM is dying, though, just retarded.

  7. BD says:
    June 21, 2006 at 11:06 am

    Maybe there should be more outcry on the right over the demonization of Lex Luthor, who has long been the most Republican of supervillains–unfettered capitalism and deregulation-happy, about the only thing Luthor doesn’t have in common with the hard right is that he believes in scientific innovation.

  8. mikebdot says:
    June 21, 2006 at 12:06 pm

    He’s not gay, he just can’t keep a lady as he’s faster than a speeding bullet…he’s got anxiety issues.

  9. Frank_D says:
    June 23, 2006 at 9:06 am

    Can I repeat my Superman joke?

    Superman is flying over JLA headquarters, when he spots Wonder Woman, sunbathing, au naturel, on the roof.

    Faster than a speeding bullet, he swoops down, “gets busy” with the Amazon Princess in a nanosecond, and flies away.

    A second later, the Invisible Man, who has been getting to know Wonder Woman in the biblical sense, looks up and says, “Wow! Does my ass hurt!”