S – 20 Days

1:06 am EST June 8th, 2006 | Uncategorized | 4 Comments

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  1. Jamey says:
    June 8, 2006 at 8:06 am

    To date: two movies about Pearl Harbor have been made; six about Batman; five about Superman.

    And look at how Supe can’t bear to look at the dame in his arms. Has anybody considered that he might be, y’know, ‘t3h gay’?*

    *Just stirring the pot, Ollie! I’m sure Superman Returns will be a righteous rave-up. Pity that with two kids under the age of 8, I won’t be able to see it till it’s home video release….

  2. doug r says:
    June 8, 2006 at 10:06 am

    You know, strictly speaking, he’s not homo sapiens. He wasn’t born on Earth, after all.
    Not that has stopped humans in the past….
    Genetic evidence for complex speciation of humans and chimpanzees

  3. Frank_D says:
    June 8, 2006 at 11:06 am

    Pity that with two kids under the age of 8, I won t be able to see it till it s home video release

    You know what my Fathers’ Day gift has been, for years?

    A movie.

    That’s right. I go to the movie, no wife, no kids, I see what I want, maybe two, if I want to sneak down the hall in the MultiPlex, gorge myself on buttered popcorn, twizzlers, and cherry coke.

    I’m just moving my date up to Jun 28.

    Think about it.

  4. Bill L. says:
    June 8, 2006 at 7:06 pm

    I can’t help but think he just said, “nope, nothing. Are you using some kind of kryptonite lotion or something?”

    Reminds me of the poster of him floating over the Earth, pelvis out, gazing downward at his Kryptonian “heritage.”

    ***Kinda sorta maybe spoiler alert***
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    If rumors are true, the old “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex” short story will have to be updated a bit (and no, that’s not a gay innuendo, but a possible plot point in the movie)…