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The Conservative Cult 101

May 23rd, 2006 15 Comments

“I think (President Bush) has lost his bearings. but then, so did Moses from time to time, it s quite understandable.”

You see, Bush has suffered among the conservative cult. He’s no longer God or Jesus… just Moses.

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15 Responses to “The Conservative Cult 101”

  1. Frank_D says:
    May 23, 2006 at 7:05 am

    Your best — or worst, depending on your point of view — cherry picking, ever, Oliver.
    Ever.

  2. factcheck says:
    May 23, 2006 at 8:05 am

    These people must live downwind from the Kool-Aid factory. Seriously.

  3. Dugger says:
    May 23, 2006 at 8:05 am

    Omigod!!! Get the children indoors!!! Didn’t you hear, a blogger got a letter that used a ‘Moses’ metaphor to describe the President! This is the end!!!!

    Dugger, ” fellas it’s been good to know ya”

  4. AlexCorrigan says:
    May 23, 2006 at 9:05 am

    cherry picking…

    …in an orchard of delusional, Bush-worshipping wingnuts.

  5. lutherjensen says:
    May 23, 2006 at 9:05 am

    now i understand how he got elected

    Great Apes Found to Be Able to Plan for Future

  6. cellulose says:
    May 23, 2006 at 10:05 am

     I think (President Bush) has lost his bearings. And so did Hitler from time to time, it s quite alarming.

    -Godwin

    I’m sure the metaphor police will have no problem with this one either.

  7. Big Gay Al says:
    May 23, 2006 at 10:05 am

    That chick has some serious Kathy Bates vibes from her role in “Misery.”
    I hope the President doesn’t get into a car accident near her house.

  8. midderpidge says:
    May 23, 2006 at 12:05 pm

    Bush is just waiting for further instructions from God apparently.

  9. deus_ex_machina says:
    May 23, 2006 at 5:05 pm

    If you can stand reading the rest of that post, you find that Bush is not only Moses, but a hell of a tosser. Actually, that’s true.

    When the World Series opened in New York City and the President was invited to throw the first pitch, there was no surprise in his throwing (while wearing body armor) a perfect strike.

    I’m sure he can throw a perfect strike just like he speaks perfect Spanish, can land a figher jet on the deck of an aircraft carrier, reads the Nicomachean Ethics for relaxation and does all the other things his worshippers says he does. Not only that, his new clothes are invisible.

  10. Nimrod Gently says:
    May 23, 2006 at 6:05 pm

    To be fair, the metaphor, as used by whoever actually said it, depends on Bush not being anywhere near Moses.

    But still. Fuck that noise.

  11. buma says:
    May 23, 2006 at 6:05 pm

    Boy what a barf-o-rama that anchoress post is, including the pix. I’m surprised she left out the one where he appears to possess a halo because the photog carefully lined his head up with a seal in the background.
    Of course she’d never use the dress picture, even though it’s patriotic.

    http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=11528

  12. Rounds77 says:
    May 23, 2006 at 7:05 pm

    Buma — Thanks for that laugh!

  13. DonBoy says:
    May 23, 2006 at 9:05 pm

    Moses also was a crappy public speaker, and had a much slicker brother. Not like our W!

  14. Mike says:
    May 24, 2006 at 2:05 pm

    All I’ll say is this — if a Democrat was in the kind of political trouble that Bush is in right now, the New York Times would be running the kind of story that ‘Anchoress’ wrote at least once a month. And on their front page. Anything to get those approval ratings back over 50%.

  15. factcheck says:
    May 24, 2006 at 4:05 pm

    Seems to me that Clinton in ‘93-’94 and ‘98 had lots of political trouble. Care to point me to the NY Times articles engaging in Clinton worship during that time?

    Just one cite of the NY Times comparing Clinton to Moses. I’d even settle for an apostle. Other than Judas, that is.