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Don’t Listen To Him, Katherine

Jeb Bush is trying to knife the campaign of the Democratic party’s favorite senatorial candidate.

Gov. Jeb Bush said Monday that U.S. Rep. Katherine Harris has dropped so low in public opinion polls she cannot beat Democratic U.S. Sen. Bill Nelson in November.

“I just don’t think she can win,” Bush said at the Capitol in his strongest statement yet about his fellow Republican’s struggling campaign.

No, no, no. Katherine you’re in it. In it to win! Nevermind that your opponent is a good senator who went to space and is beating you by 30% and most of your campaign staff has quit. Stay in!!

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5 Responses to “Don’t Listen To Him, Katherine”

  1. Jet says:

    Her ads are already running, in the Central Florida markets. Even by vapid campaign standards, they are beyond lame.

    That said, I wholly support her delusions of grandeur. Go Katherine — you run, girl. Now, if Nelson could just get a spine…

  2. factcheck says:

    Shorter Jeb!:
    “Your free ride for helping my brother steal the 2000 election is over.”

  3. Rounds77 says:

    Maybe he promised her a stolen election as well and that’s why she’s so adament about staying in the race.

  4. Hattie says:

    Doesn’t she know that she is a mere female and therefore disposable?

  5. Frank_D says:

    Hattie, the Eternal Victim, will be lecturing later…
    The topic: Feminine Empowerment in the 21st Century.