“The Plan” Revealed

2:04 pm EST April 9th, 2006 | Politics | 8 Comments

Antonio Banderas, Horatio Sanz and Fred Armisen reveal the previously secret details of the Hispanic illegal immigration plot. The similarities to the details we discuss in the secret black people meetings are striking.

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8 Responses to ““The Plan” Revealed”

  1. Hattie says:
    April 9, 2006 at 4:04 pm

    Love the plot. Works for me.

  2. Leroy Brown says:
    April 9, 2006 at 4:04 pm

    Bah! Whitey always finds a way. We’ve got the money and the power. Do your worst, non-fairskinned people!

  3. cypher says:
    April 9, 2006 at 4:04 pm

    Look, as a Jew, as long as I still keep getting my checks from the Jews that run Hollywood, I am basically okay with this plan.

  4. brashieel says:
    April 9, 2006 at 6:04 pm

    Blast! Someone beat me on the Jew thing. Still, “Jobs, knives, drugs. And babies” sounds fairly workable. Easy to remember. They should totally go for it.

  5. Diamond LeGrande says:
    April 9, 2006 at 9:04 pm

    And we need to keep making our regular reports to Moscow in our covert attempt to undermine the American way, capitalism, the flag, baseball, Mom and apple pie.

    Wait, the Soviets are gone? No matter. We liberals now should report to al-Qaeda, which knows that our clamors for more secularism are just a front for our secret plan to make all Americans turn and face Mecca to pray thrice daily. We’ll use our allies: the Jews who run Hollywood, Hugo Chávez and the Pope to help of us in this goal. Long live the Islamic Republic of al-America!

  6. goatchowder says:
    April 10, 2006 at 2:04 am

    Diamond, that is brilliant. Most compact, perfectly-written satire I’ve seen in years. Regular Jonathan Swift over there, you are. I’d love to email that to every screaming right-wing talkinghead around.

  7. Diamond LeGrande says:
    April 10, 2006 at 8:04 pm

    Thanks, but I gotta give my props to the American Right for making something like this a logical conclusion.

  8. VRWC drone says:
    April 12, 2006 at 11:04 am

    When did SNL start getting funny again? Did Lorne Michaels finally get fired?