Statement RE: Anna Benson’s Divorce

2:03 am EST March 31st, 2006 | Uncategorized | 11 Comments

(Takoma Park, MD) — I understand the news of Anna Benson’s filing for divorce with her husband Kris Benson has sent shockwaves through the sports and entertainment world, and while I thought it would be best to allow Anna and Kris to deal with the issue on their own, I, Oliver Willis, felt that I had to address the rampant innuendo and gossip.

What you have been thinking is true. It’s no coincidence that the end of Anna Benson’s marriage has occured mere months after the couple moved to the Baltimore area. One weekend I went to Baltimore’s Inner Harbor and happened to run into Mrs. Benson at Senor Chucky’s House of Crabs. It was love at first sight. On paper the combination of a foul mouthed stripper baseball wife and a bombthrowing liberal would not seem to click.

But love – true love – is funny that way.

All that I ask is that you give Anna and I our privacy during this time of need. Color photographs provided upon request.

Oliver Willis

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11 Responses to “Statement RE: Anna Benson’s Divorce”

  1. MichaelFB says:
    March 31, 2006 at 7:03 am

    Oliver – it’s “Anna and me”. As in “give me a beer” rather than “give I a beer”.

    I wish you and Anna a lifetime of happiness (or as much time as it takes Anna to decide she needs to move to a bigger media market).

  2. JSA says:
    March 31, 2006 at 10:03 am

    Can I have Jessica, then?

  3. SaveFarris says:
    March 31, 2006 at 10:03 am

    You know who is most despondent over this news? The other 24 Orioles on the roster who were just waiting for Kris to get caught cheating.

  4. Tim Worstall says:
    March 31, 2006 at 11:03 am

    Anna Benson Divorce

    One thing I always know about is when Anna Benson has done something newsworthy. One of my old posts comes up on the front page of Google for anyone searching for Anna Benson so when the search engines get hit

  5. garth says:
    March 31, 2006 at 11:03 am

    Wuvvv….TWOO wuvv…

    (greatest movie ever made)

  6. factcheck says:
    March 31, 2006 at 11:03 am

    Now maybe she can go to Iraq to act as a “comfort girl” for the troops she claims to support.

  7. PD100 says:
    March 31, 2006 at 11:03 am

    Good riddance to her. That woman is fu*ked up.

  8. mjb says:
    March 31, 2006 at 12:03 pm

    Sorry to rain on your parade, but I guess she didn’t tell you she’s a Republican during your pillow talk.

  9. Hattie says:
    March 31, 2006 at 3:03 pm

    Who is Anita Benson?

  10. duros62 says:
    March 31, 2006 at 5:03 pm

    Sorry, could someone tell me why I should care?

  11. JSA says:
    March 31, 2006 at 5:03 pm

    She is the “wild girl” wife (I guess about to be ex-wife) of a major league baseball player who said she would have sex with all of his teammates (probably not her exact words) if she ever caught him cheating. Can I have Jessica?