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Sexiest Woman In The World?

FHM folks say it’s Scarlett Johansson. Yes, Ms. Johansson is attractive, but we here at OW.com respectfully disagree with their decision. Our evidence:

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21 Responses to “Sexiest Woman In The World?”

  1. Best proof of intelligent design I’ve ever seen…

  2. BD says:

    Word, Feralkid.

  3. Feralkid says:

    Oh yes but Scarlett seems to be a sharp cookie. Her smackdown on Michael Bay’s Birds remake at the Press Junket for The Island being just one of the many anecdotes backing up the notion that she’s smarter than the average uberbabe…..

    And smart is sexy, doncha know?

  4. Leroy Brown says:

    I object to this being classified under “stupid things”. In this time of great political division, I think all of us- Republican, democrat, old, young, liberal and conservative- can get behind one point: Jessica Alba is hot. This will be the rallying cry heard far and near and will save the world!

  5. LOL, looks are subjective… besides, Johansson has a good head on her shoulders and I’m sure that has a lot to do with the decision. Brains can be beautiful too ya know :-)

  6. grendelkhan says:

    After seeing Vanity Fair, I have to agree with FHM. Johansson’s ass is like two scoops of french vanilla ice cream and she has a really hot rack.

    Yes, I’m a pig.

  7. Frank_D says:

    Jessica Alba is hot, and gutsy enough to sue Playboy, but for the sexiest woman on earth, you have to go to the other side of the world

    http://www.halley.cc/regina/personal/characters/Lucy_Lawless_01.jpg

  8. Frank_D says:

    And, while you’re there, head to SA:

    http://tinyurl.com/ppv8r

  9. grendelkhan says:

    And let’s not forget exhibits 1 and 2:

    rack
    ass

    Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, have you reached a verdict?

    Yes, we have your honor, we find Scarlett Johansson is hotter than Jessica Alba. She doesn’t have a prudy side preventing her from showing off her ass and hot rack.

  10. Steve Smith says:

    I’d have to go with Miss Scarlet as well. The thing about being a real actress is that she isn’t just portraying a nice body; she’s creating a character that can excite the male fantasy. SJ isn’t just a thing with nice boobs, she’s a woman, and I just happen to think that’s sexier.

  11. Jay C says:

    I messed up the link on that first SJ pic. The link is here.

  12. Jay C says:

    Unfortunately, SJ has had some work done on that rack and instead of it looking real good, it looks like two perfectly round orbs that are forever shoved up just underneath her chin. Compare this image to this one here. Don’t get me wrong. I still think she’s sexy, but she doesn’t have the natural sexiness that Alba has.

    As much as I disagree with Oliver on almost everything, I agree with him on this one. Jessica Alba is so freaking hot and sexy that it isn’t even close.

  13. garth says:

    scarlett is scary hot. she’s deceptive about it, a little. sometimes she looks like a gangly silly chick, then bam! you’re out cold from the hotness.

  14. JK says:

    >>but for the sexiest woman on earth, you have to go to the other side of the world

    Frank….you have finally said those words I have longed to hear. This is what I have been wanting you to do for a long time–go to the other side of the world. Go. Be with her. Stay.

    The sexiest woman in the world is found at the link below. Evangeline Lily, of ABC’s “Lost.”

    http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/l/lilly/013_103356_d_0410_ful.jpg

    JK

  15. Feh.

    As a 45-year-old, married for 23 years… I’m afraid I must… abstain from comment.

  16. Is Scarlett the World’s Sexiest Woman?

    No question, the woman is beautiful… But like Oliver, I have to dissagree. To be honest, there are so many beautiful women in the world… A helluva lot of them live here in Costa Rica, that it is unfair…

  17. elrod says:

    Is Jessica Alba some kind of illegal immigrant? She kinda looks like it…

  18. Feralkid says:

    The story about Scarlett telling Cruise where to go when he tried to talk to her about Scientology is another argument in favour of Ms J….

    And Alba, though lovely, is not an actress of any great talent. Scarlett however has managed to hold her own in films chock full of heavyweight thesps.

    As to whether Alba is some kind of illegal immigrant. Well Alba is the Scots Gaelic name for Scotland. So she’s probably part of that dreaded Ulster-Scots diaspora. An ethnic group responsible for pretty much everything that’s wrong with America….no really. Civil War, introduction of Calvinism, looney end times beliefs, “seperate but equal” All their fault.

    Of course I’m sure she’d deny that all if asked….

  19. LeoStrauss says:

    Both are attractive girls, no question. I don’t think of either as particularly emblematic of ‘women’ — more like extremely attractive college seniors.

    My money would still be on Monica Bellucci, etc.

    But as Feralkid says, SJ’s wisdom in fleeing at first sight from the Cruise thing promises a bright future ahead.

  20. Quaker in a Basement says:

    I think Ms. Alba’s hair looks good in that color. That hair color, combined with her skin tone, makes her look as if she’s made entirely of gold.

  21. chrisamo says:

    I’m a woman and would rather be speaking of, uh, Vincent D’Onofrio.. but I’d have to agree with LeoStrauss: Monica Bellucci. anyone who doubts it, watch the uncut (Italian edition) of Malena.

    whoa.