Comments on: I Like Leopards. http://www.oliverwillis.com/2006/02/24/i-like-leopards/ Like Kryptonite To Stupid Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:42:44 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.4 By: bananafishbones http://www.oliverwillis.com/2006/02/24/i-like-leopards/#comment-24316 bananafishbones Sat, 25 Feb 2006 10:02:01 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=1451#comment-24316 Dana, you aren't positing that a Jessica Alba obsession is a bad thing, are you? Nah, no one would suggest such a thing! Nevermind. Now then, according to the good old <a href='http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1930004044/ref=sr_11_1/104-5091862-6345506?%5Fencoding=UTF8' rel="nofollow">Codex Magica</a>, the positioning of her hands in this photo has a deeper meaning in the Rosicrucian cabala. Let's see, multiple interlocking descending triangles, and if I'm not mistaken, this coded signal demonstrates that Oliver has pictures of her strategically wearing dabs of clam dip... That could be wishful thinking, though. Really, it's hard to read the damn thing through these beer goggles. Any other interpretations? Dana, you aren’t positing that a Jessica Alba obsession is a bad thing, are you? Nah, no one would suggest such a thing! Nevermind.
Now then, according to the good old Codex Magica, the positioning of her hands in this photo has a deeper meaning in the Rosicrucian cabala. Let’s see, multiple interlocking descending triangles, and if I’m not mistaken, this coded signal demonstrates that Oliver has pictures of her strategically wearing dabs of clam dip… That could be wishful thinking, though. Really, it’s hard to read the damn thing through these beer goggles. Any other interpretations?

]]> By: Oliver Willis http://www.oliverwillis.com/2006/02/24/i-like-leopards/#comment-24315 Oliver Willis Sat, 25 Feb 2006 04:02:58 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=1451#comment-24315 Not enough. More coming!! Not enough. More coming!!

]]> By: Dana http://www.oliverwillis.com/2006/02/24/i-like-leopards/#comment-24314 Dana Sat, 25 Feb 2006 02:02:27 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=1451#comment-24314 Yeah, it does. Question: How many Jessica Albe photographs does our esteemed host have to post before it becomes evidence of an obsession? Yeah, it does.

Question: How many Jessica Albe photographs does our esteemed host have to post before it becomes evidence of an obsession?

]]> By: Fuming Mucker http://www.oliverwillis.com/2006/02/24/i-like-leopards/#comment-24313 Fuming Mucker Fri, 24 Feb 2006 18:02:14 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=1451#comment-24313 Mmm, that Cass/Carpenter joke shows your age. ...<i>and</i> mine for getting it. Mmm, that Cass/Carpenter joke shows your age. …and mine for getting it.

]]> By: Dana http://www.oliverwillis.com/2006/02/24/i-like-leopards/#comment-24312 Dana Fri, 24 Feb 2006 16:02:12 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=1451#comment-24312 Is the comment above along the lines of, "If mama Cass had given Karen Carpenter that ham sandwich, they'd both be alive?" Is the comment above along the lines of, “If mama Cass had given Karen Carpenter that ham sandwich, they’d both be alive?”

]]> By: spitar1 http://www.oliverwillis.com/2006/02/24/i-like-leopards/#comment-24311 spitar1 Fri, 24 Feb 2006 15:02:44 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=1451#comment-24311 She is definitely hot, however it looks likes she may be falling into the Hollywood anorexia trap. Thin healthy girls are fine but bones and skin is creepy! Somebody get her a sandwich before it's too late! She is definitely hot, however it looks likes she may be falling into the Hollywood anorexia trap. Thin healthy girls are fine but bones and skin is creepy! Somebody get her a sandwich before it’s too late!

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