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February 24th, 2006 6 Comments

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6 Responses to “I Like Leopards.”

  1. spitar1 says:
    February 24, 2006 at 10:02 am

    She is definitely hot, however it looks likes she may be falling into the Hollywood anorexia trap. Thin healthy girls are fine but bones and skin is creepy! Somebody get her a sandwich before it’s too late!

  2. Dana says:
    February 24, 2006 at 11:02 am

    Is the comment above along the lines of, “If mama Cass had given Karen Carpenter that ham sandwich, they’d both be alive?”

  3. Fuming Mucker says:
    February 24, 2006 at 1:02 pm

    Mmm, that Cass/Carpenter joke shows your age. …and mine for getting it.

  4. Dana says:
    February 24, 2006 at 9:02 pm

    Yeah, it does.

    Question: How many Jessica Albe photographs does our esteemed host have to post before it becomes evidence of an obsession?

  5. Oliver Willis says:
    February 24, 2006 at 11:02 pm

    Not enough. More coming!!

  6. bananafishbones says:
    February 25, 2006 at 5:02 am

    Dana, you aren’t positing that a Jessica Alba obsession is a bad thing, are you? Nah, no one would suggest such a thing! Nevermind.
    Now then, according to the good old Codex Magica, the positioning of her hands in this photo has a deeper meaning in the Rosicrucian cabala. Let’s see, multiple interlocking descending triangles, and if I’m not mistaken, this coded signal demonstrates that Oliver has pictures of her strategically wearing dabs of clam dip… That could be wishful thinking, though. Really, it’s hard to read the damn thing through these beer goggles. Any other interpretations?