Hello. This is CK, known formally as CK: The Weiner Dog Of Infinite Justice. I’m taking this time generously given to me by my owner, Oliver, to express my rage at this story.
A two-year investigation into a Colombian heroin ring netted more than 65 pounds of drugs, resulted in the arrests of more than 20 people and saved the lives of some drug-smuggling Labrador retrievers, the Drug Enforcement Agency said Wednesday.
Ten wayward pups were found during a raid on a Colombian farm in 2005, and six of them were carrying more than 3 kilograms (6.6 pounds) of liquid heroin in their stomachs, said DEA spokesman Rusty Payne.
I may be a dachshund (actually I’m a mini dacschund, which is to say among ridiculously small dogs, I’m even more ridiculously small), about the size of half of a labrador retriever’s leg, but I think it’s safe to say I speak for all of dogdom that any one who would smuggle drugs in a dog deserves to be put in the tenth circle of hell as a fire hydrant for a giant size german shepherd.
What the hell?
CK
It probably shouldn’t, but that disturbs me more than stories about humans hiding drugs in their bodies. At least the human usually volunteers to be a drug mule, but forcing a dog to do it, that’s just fucked up. And I don’t even like dogs.
In an entirely unrelated story, NPR had a man on yesterday’s All Things Considered who owns 58 robotic dogs. Cost him nearly $100K.
Not answered: Why?
For twenty bucks, you can rescue a mutt from the pound who will provide more companionship than all 58 robodogs combined. I mean, can you imagine replacing CK with a chip-driven bundle of nuts and bolts?
I saw this yesterday! How evil can someone be to cut up puppies and smuggle drugs inside them?
They must be republicans.
Ugh, what ugly dogs. How can you get enjoyment out of a thing the size of a hot dog you eat.
In Ted Kennedy’s America, this would be more commonplace as Dog Searches would be unConstitutional via the 4th Amendment.
In George W. Bush’s America, the stomachs’ of all dogs would be examined, because if a stomach goes unexamined, how do we know that the dog isn’t a terrorist? We must examine all dogs stomachs, because what if the dogs’ stomach came in contact with a terrorist dog’s stomach?
If we wait to examine dog’s stomachs for a warrant, we waste valuable time finding out whether the dog’s stomach contains WMD’s.
Why do some dogs hate our freedom?
Ferris, your post is Stuck on Stupid. Most of them are, actually. But don’t worry, even CK: The Weiner Dog on Infinite Justice would love you and ian if given the chance.
“How can you get enjoyment out of a thing the size of a hot dog you eat.”
I bet you get that a lot.
Ok, I tolerate your other nonsense – but don’t insult my dog. Fuck you.
Don’t diss the dog….I can clearly see that OW’s dog has got Mojo.
Frankly, Ian…I wonder how conservatives like you find enjoyment out of *anything.* You’re all so damn uptight…you hate art, and have horrible taste in movies and music. (Caruso’s taste in Hollywood women is abhorrent.)
JK
Bush’s new doggy terrorist policy”
Random ass sniffings to check for illegal drugs. And the dogs dont even need a warrant. Wait Bush doesn’t either, so this is right in line with his new “terrorist surveillance” policy, that he lied about in 2004. Will CR or SM be the ones assigned to do the sniffing?
Wow, its really pathetic that the trolls on this site can’t even manage to reach across the aisle to give a crap abouot puppies. Instead, they’d rather use the puppies to carry their crap…
Does this mean wingnut trolls=animal abusing drug dealers?
Jeez OW, couldn’t you get a man sized dog instead of a Paris Hilton purse dog? I mean if you’ve got to have a German breed, why not a Weimaraner, Pinscher, or Pointer? Not only do I question your political persuasion, now I question your sexual persuasion…”not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
Lets just say that some of us are man enough we don’t need to get a big dog to compensate for any shortcomings. And I’ll put my little 8lb dog up against any of the big boys any day.