Our New Maryland Resident

11:01 am EST January 22nd, 2006 | News | 13 Comments

Anna Benson:

“As much as I am going to miss New York, my family and I look forward to making a home in Baltimore, and yes I will continue my fun-loving antics in Baltimore. We look forward to christening the parking lot of Camden Yards. I am after all his good luck charm. I am sexy and don t shy away from that.”



As Sam Beckett would say: Oh Boy.

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13 Responses to “Our New Maryland Resident”

  1. Diamond LeGrande says:
    January 22, 2006 at 11:01 am

    Ugh. That woman’s mouth is a veritable sewer. And I am not talking about saying “fuck” alot.

  2. cellulose says:
    January 22, 2006 at 11:01 am

    She sucks.

    As a Met fan who’d been dealing with her for the last year and a half, I can tell you that she’s not worth the trouble. Not even close.

    She made a public statement saying that recently traded-for Carlos Delgado hated America.

    She sucks.

  3. factcheck says:
    January 22, 2006 at 11:01 am

    Alas, her beauty is only skin deep.
    http://tomwatson.typepad.com/tom_watson/2005/12/trade_the_wife.html
    http://www.annabenson.net/archives.htm

    Her rants in the Pittsburgh and New York media made her husband especially expendable.

  4. ian says:
    January 22, 2006 at 11:01 am

    I’m not complaining, but why move to Baltimore? It’s cold, crime ridden, dangerous period.

  5. Oliver Willis says:
    January 22, 2006 at 12:01 pm

    She’s an insane doofus, I know that. But our region of the universe is just so overwhelmingly modest and nice-tempered, we need a rabble rouser every now and then.

    Ian: They didn’t choose to come to MD.

  6. nursepam says:
    January 22, 2006 at 1:01 pm

    I wouldn’t necessarily point her out as an example of a sewer mouth. She’s merely stupid. Her vocabulary displays a paucity of intellect. Her remarks reflect an extreme lack of imagination. It’s kind of sad, really.

  7. phinky says:
    January 22, 2006 at 6:01 pm

    Wonderful, a woman lacking charm going to Charm City. What did Baltimore do to deserve her? At least she didn’t get traded to the Nationals.

  8. phinky says:
    January 22, 2006 at 6:01 pm

    And how is she going to christen Camden Yards? Or do I not want to know?
    “I am sexy and I don’t shy away from that”. Um, I see she has an overinflated opinion of herself. I’ve seen her pictures, there’s an inch of vaseline on the camera lens.

    MEOW!

  9. ian says:
    January 22, 2006 at 7:01 pm

    (1) They could have worked out a different trade.

    (2) Fine — she is excited about it.

    I live between two sewers — Baltimore and DC.

  10. Oliver Willis says:
    January 22, 2006 at 7:01 pm

    I think neither DC nor Baltimore are “sewers” (I’m betting 10-1 your characterization is because both are majority black Dem strongholds), but I do think that people who characterize them that way are in the “sewer”.

  11. ian says:
    January 22, 2006 at 9:01 pm

    Oliver playing the race card, once again. What a surprise.

    Baltimore is a sewer because of all those colored people, yes that’s why! I mean, the crime, murder, drugs, and dirtiness of it don’t matter, it’s those danged colored people.

    DC = a sewer because of all the corruption.

  12. cellulose says:
    January 22, 2006 at 9:01 pm

    Who could have worked out a different trade, ian?

  13. PRD100 says:
    January 23, 2006 at 10:01 am

    Yet another reason to hate the Orioles -and I live in Baltimore.