MERRY CHRISTMAS ‘SKINS FANS

4:12 pm EST December 24th, 2005 | Uncategorized | 7 Comments

THIS IS JOE GIBBS FOOTBALL.
THIS IS REDSKINS FOOTBALL.
THIS IS HOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE.

35-20

Nobody sweeps us in ’05.
Ladies and gentlemen, the magic number is now… 1

Merry Christmas

12:12 pm EST December 24th, 2005 | Uncategorized | 9 Comments

We evil liberals failed to destroy Christmas this year in the made-up war, so I’m forced to wish all my readers a Merry Christmas as well as a Happy Hannukah.

Topic: Oliver's World

Dear Washington Redskins,

9:12 pm EST December 23rd, 2005 | Uncategorized | 4 Comments

Bring me the head of Eli Manning tomorrow, or the season doesn’t mean jack.

Love,
Oliver

P.S.: Dallas sucks.

Topic: Redskins

Big Brother’s Name Is George

9:12 pm EST December 23rd, 2005 | Politics | 22 Comments

Spy net may pull in all U.S. calls overseas

The National Security Agency, in carrying out President Bush’s order to intercept the international phone calls and e-mails of Americans suspected of links to al-Qaida, has probably been using computers to monitor all other Americans’ international communications as well, according to specialists familiar with the workings of the NSA.

Next time I call my mom in Jamaica, I guess I should tell the NSA agents listening in “hi”. What the…

Our New Overlords

7:12 pm EST December 23rd, 2005 | Politics | 31 Comments

Nuclear Monitoring of Muslims Done Without Search Warrants

In search of a terrorist nuclear bomb, the federal government since 9/11 has run a far-reaching, top secret program to monitor radiation levels at over a hundred Muslim sites in the Washington, D.C., area, including mosques, homes, businesses, and warehouses, plus similar sites in at least five other cities, U.S. News has learned. In numerous cases, the monitoring required investigators to go on to the property under surveillance, although no search warrants or court orders were ever obtained, according to those with knowledge of the program. Some participants were threatened with loss of their jobs when they questioned the legality of the operation, according to these accounts.

Alito: Overturn Roe

9:12 am EST December 23rd, 2005 | Politics | 16 Comments

Business just picked up…

AP: “Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito said in 1985 document that Roe v. Wade ruling legalizing abortion should be overturned.”

Josh Marshall Didn’t Get The Memo

8:12 am EST December 23rd, 2005 | Politics | 4 Comments

He wonders about the lack of terror alerts in 2005 vs 2004. Hello? George Bush was running for president in 2004, not ’05. No need to scare the populace in ’05. Silly liberals.

Bubble Boy

7:12 pm EST December 22nd, 2005 | Politics | 35 Comments

Bush, 12/22/05: “It’s been a good year for the American people.”

Reality
Hurricane Katrina

The sheer physical size of Katrina caused devastation far from the eye of the hurricane; it was possibly the largest hurricane of its strength ever recorded, but estimating the size of storms from before the 1960s (the pre-satellite era) is difficult to impossible. On August 29, its storm surge breached the levee system that protected New Orleans from Lake Pontchartrain and the Mississippi River. Most of the city was subsequently flooded mainly by water from the lake. Heavy damage was also inflicted onto the coasts of Mississippi and Alabama, making Katrina the most destructive and costliest natural disaster in the history of the United States and the deadliest since the 1928 Okeechobee Hurricane.

The official combined (direct and indirect) death toll now stands at 1,383, the fourth or fifth highest in U.S. history (behind the Galveston Hurricane of 1900, the Okeechobee Hurricane of 1928, the 1893 Sea Islands Hurricane, and possibly the 1893 Chenier Caminanda Hurricane). As of December 20, 2005, more than 4 thousand others remain unaccounted for, so the death toll may still grow. [2] As of November 22, 2005, 1,300 of those missing were either in heavily-damaged areas or were disabled and “feared dead”; if all 1,300 of these were to be confirmed dead, Katrina would surpass the Okeechobee Hurricane and become the second-deadliest in US history and deadliest in over a century. [3]

Not to mention 2,161 deaths of U.S. forces in Iraq.

But hey, if you’re a rich white guy and especially if your name is George W. Bush, 2005 was kick ass.

(not to mention our closest allies being bombed by terrorists)

Bless His Noodly Appendage, In Print

11:12 am EST December 22nd, 2005 | Uncategorized | 16 Comments

The gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is going to be on paper

WN: How were you inspired to write The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Henderson: The book is necessary so that people see how much hard evidence supports the existence of the FSM. You can make a pretty strong argument for His existence. Especially if you use the same sort of reasoning the ID people do: specious reasoning and circular logic. I suspect the mainstream religions will concede after reading it.

How could they not? The evidence is clear.

AMAZON: The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Topic: Humor