Comments on: Bless His Noodly Appendage, In Print

By: nursepam

nursepam — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 14:12:18 +0000

Sorry. That was submitted by accident. The 12 steppers say that for all they care you can make a doorknob your higher power. Just make sure you understand that there is something in the Universe with more power and good sense than yourself. I have no quarrel with the Pastafarians. In my world, the ID people get to live too. But evolutionism is not a religion. And ID is not a science as far as I can tell.

By: nursepam

nursepam — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 14:12:01 +0000

LMAO!

By: Ryland

Ryland — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 06:12:59 +0000

Of course we have freedom of religion in this country – you can be any kind of Christian you want, and nobody will say a word!

By: Orwellian

Orwellian — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 06:12:05 +0000

Books-A-Million in Morgantown, WV…anyone looking for a copy on the release date should check us out. They just ordered plenty of ‘em!

By: Semanticleo

Semanticleo — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 02:12:49 +0000

“More proof liberals are a bunch of Godless dolts with no morals”.

Let’s hear it for religious dolts with no morals!

By: Oliver Willis

Oliver Willis — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 00:12:51 +0000

Ian, it's people like you who contribute to the loss of pirates - and the increase in global warming.

By: frameone

frameone — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 00:12:43 +0000

I might add that one doesn’t need God to be moral or have morals — unless one only does the right thing out of fear that some all-powerful mystical Daddy-being will punish you like the little child that you are.

By: Big Gay Al

Big Gay Al — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 00:12:39 +0000

More proof liberals are a bunch of Godless dolts with no morals.

That hurts. I shall spend the night praying to His Noodly Appendage, asking humbly that any pasta you shall prepare henceforth be not al dente. So I ask, so it shall be done.

By: rhys

rhys — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 00:12:34 +0000

“More proof liberals are a bunch of Godless dolts with no morals. ”

More proof that conservatives believe in freedom of religion only if their religion is the only one permitted.

May His Noodly Appendage bless you and open your eyes in this holiday season. Perhaps you’ll be better for it.

By: frameone

frameone — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 00:12:25 +0000

Or, I guess, if you fear being spanked by His noodly appendage.

By: frameone

frameone — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 00:12:01 +0000

“More proof liberals are a bunch of Godless dolts with no morals.”

Argh, matey!

By: frameone

frameone — Thu, 22 Dec 2005 23:12:56 +0000

“Godless dolyts”? More proof the right wing has no sense of humor.

By: ian

ian — Thu, 22 Dec 2005 23:12:22 +0000

More proof liberals are a bunch of Godless dolts with no morals.

By: scratch

scratch — Thu, 22 Dec 2005 18:12:22 +0000

Followers of The Great A'Tuin will not appreciate this.

By: Joe Schmoe

Joe Schmoe — Thu, 22 Dec 2005 18:12:21 +0000

All hail flying spaghetti monster.

THe decision by Judge Jones is a finger in the eye of creationists and other illogical pseudo humans. One disctrict insists on a sticker on science books that Evolution is just a THeory.

How about stickers on Gideon BIbles that say, “part or all of this book is not validated by any historical or scientific evidence.”

My friend, a biological researcher, says that the flu is evidence of evolution. Otherwise, how could the little bastards mutate?

Intelligent Design might be taught in a philosophy course, but the fact that evangelicals cannot resolve science and GOd is their problem, not ours.

By: Waveflux

Waveflux — Thu, 22 Dec 2005 17:12:48 +0000

Bow before His Noodly Appendage!

Makes about as much sense as ID Christ, this is funny. “Intelligent design” gets pwn3d by pasta. Oliver Willis reports that a book detailing the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is coming out in paperback. I fully expect…