The gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is going to be on paper
WN: How were you inspired to write The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Henderson: The book is necessary so that people see how much hard evidence supports the existence of the FSM. You can make a pretty strong argument for His existence. Especially if you use the same sort of reasoning the ID people do: specious reasoning and circular logic. I suspect the mainstream religions will concede after reading it.
How could they not? The evidence is clear.
AMAZON: The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Bow before His Noodly Appendage!
Makes about as much sense as ID Christ, this is funny. “Intelligent design” gets pwn3d by pasta. Oliver Willis reports that a book detailing the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is coming out in paperback. I fully expect…
All hail flying spaghetti monster.
THe decision by Judge Jones is a finger in the eye of creationists and other illogical pseudo humans. One disctrict insists on a sticker on science books that Evolution is just a THeory.
How about stickers on Gideon BIbles that say, “part or all of this book is not validated by any historical or scientific evidence.”
My friend, a biological researcher, says that the flu is evidence of evolution. Otherwise, how could the little bastards mutate?
Intelligent Design might be taught in a philosophy course, but the fact that evangelicals cannot resolve science and GOd is their problem, not ours.
Followers of The Great A’Tuin will not appreciate this.
More proof liberals are a bunch of Godless dolts with no morals.
“Godless dolyts”? More proof the right wing has no sense of humor.
“More proof liberals are a bunch of Godless dolts with no morals.”
Argh, matey!
Or, I guess, if you fear being spanked by His noodly appendage.
“More proof liberals are a bunch of Godless dolts with no morals. ”
More proof that conservatives believe in freedom of religion only if their religion is the only one permitted.
May His Noodly Appendage bless you and open your eyes in this holiday season. Perhaps you’ll be better for it.
More proof liberals are a bunch of Godless dolts with no morals.
That hurts. I shall spend the night praying to His Noodly Appendage, asking humbly that any pasta you shall prepare henceforth be not al dente. So I ask, so it shall be done.
I might add that one doesn’t need God to be moral or have morals — unless one only does the right thing out of fear that some all-powerful mystical Daddy-being will punish you like the little child that you are.
Ian, it’s people like you who contribute to the loss of pirates – and the increase in global warming.
“More proof liberals are a bunch of Godless dolts with no morals”.
Let’s hear it for religious dolts with no morals!
Books-A-Million in Morgantown, WV…anyone looking for a copy on the release date should check us out. They just ordered plenty of ‘em!
Of course we have freedom of religion in this country – you can be any kind of Christian you want, and nobody will say a word!
LMAO!
Sorry. That was submitted by accident. The 12 steppers say that for all they care you can make a doorknob your higher power. Just make sure you understand that there is something in the Universe with more power and good sense than yourself. I have no quarrel with the Pastafarians. In my world, the ID people get to live too. But evolutionism is not a religion. And ID is not a science as far as I can tell.