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Why did nobody tell me that the worlds of country and hip hop had combined to create this bizarre bling bling strip club universe where Honky Tonk Badonkadonk exists?

This could be the concept that truly brings America together.

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17 Responses to “Worlds Collide”

  1. vikingsnut says:

    coming up next, Willie Nelson shows us his “grillz”….

  2. Dkelsmith says:

    Well, there truly is a convergence of culture in these United States. Not such a far stretch I would say. The scary thing about this is the fact that you discovered this and entered it into your blog at 3:10 a.m. LOL! What were you searching for when you happened across this tidbit?

  3. Chessie says:

    Be Afraid Be Very Afraid

  4. particleman says:

    Check out Cowboy Troy and his Hick Hop if you want to know real fear.

  5. sooperedd says:

    what’s a badonkadonk?

  6. Frank_D says:

    1. badonkadonk
    An  ebonic expression for an extremely curvaceous female behind. Women who possess this feature usually have a small waist that violently explodes into a round and juicy posterior (e.g., 34c, 24, 38). Other characteristics would be moderately wide hips and a large amount of booty cleavage (i.e, depth of butt-crack).

    Now you know why Intelligent design lost in Court. (See above)

  7. Heh. Okay, you see the kind of butt Serena Williams is sporting here? That’s a badonkadonk.

  8. JD says:

    What in the hell is a badonkadonk ?

  9. JD says:

    Why come up with a word like badonkadonk when nice ass seems to work just fine ?

  10. Quaker in a Basement says:

    Serena? OK, she might be evidence of Intelligent Design.

  11. rainlion says:

    Oliver… took a peek at the picture, “even my cat said g*d damn!”

  12. nice ass just doesnt have the rythmic awesomeness of badonkadonk

  13. frenchylamour says:

    Vikingsnut: willie nelson’s actually done something worse: a reggae album. I like willie, but the album sucks badonkadonk.

    And speakign as a country music fan, both the good stuff from the 1930s-1960s and the crap they play these days, “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” is another low point for Mr. Adkins, who looks like a trashier James Hetfield, and most recently released “One Hot Mama”. And don’t get me started on Big and Rich. “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy”.

    i could deconstruct contemporary country music for hours. Truly a sick genre.

  14. phinky says:

    That is just too funny.

  15. Dkelsmith says:

    Willie Nelson did a Reggae album?!?!?!?!

    Why did I just look out my window and see a flock of pigs flying by?

  16. phinky says:

    Hmmm, gives a whole new meaning to “urban cowboy”.

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