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Worlds Collide

Why did nobody tell me that the worlds of country and hip hop had combined to create this bizarre bling bling strip club universe where Honky Tonk Badonkadonk exists?

This could be the concept that truly brings America together.

17 Responses to “Worlds Collide”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 vikingsnut

    coming up next, Willie Nelson shows us his “grillz”….

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Dkelsmith

    Well, there truly is a convergence of culture in these United States. Not such a far stretch I would say. The scary thing about this is the fact that you discovered this and entered it into your blog at 3:10 a.m. LOL! What were you searching for when you happened across this tidbit?

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Chessie

    Be Afraid Be Very Afraid

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 particleman

    Check out Cowboy Troy and his Hick Hop if you want to know real fear.

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 sooperedd

    what’s a badonkadonk?

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 Frank_D

    1. badonkadonk
    An  ebonic expression for an extremely curvaceous female behind. Women who possess this feature usually have a small waist that violently explodes into a round and juicy posterior (e.g., 34c, 24, 38). Other characteristics would be moderately wide hips and a large amount of booty cleavage (i.e, depth of butt-crack).

    Now you know why Intelligent design lost in Court. (See above)

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 Oliver Willis

    Heh. Okay, you see the kind of butt Serena Williams is sporting here? That’s a badonkadonk.

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 JD

    What in the hell is a badonkadonk ?

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 JD

    Why come up with a word like badonkadonk when nice ass seems to work just fine ?

  10. Gravatar Icon 10 Quaker in a Basement

    Serena? OK, she might be evidence of Intelligent Design.

  11. Gravatar Icon 11 rainlion

    Oliver… took a peek at the picture, “even my cat said g*d damn!”

  12. Gravatar Icon 12 Oliver Willis

    nice ass just doesnt have the rythmic awesomeness of badonkadonk

  13. Gravatar Icon 13 frenchylamour

    Vikingsnut: willie nelson’s actually done something worse: a reggae album. I like willie, but the album sucks badonkadonk.

    And speakign as a country music fan, both the good stuff from the 1930s-1960s and the crap they play these days, “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” is another low point for Mr. Adkins, who looks like a trashier James Hetfield, and most recently released “One Hot Mama”. And don’t get me started on Big and Rich. “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy”.

    i could deconstruct contemporary country music for hours. Truly a sick genre.

  14. Gravatar Icon 14 phinky

    That is just too funny.

  15. Gravatar Icon 15 Dkelsmith

    Willie Nelson did a Reggae album?!?!?!?!

    Why did I just look out my window and see a flock of pigs flying by?

  16. Gravatar Icon 16 phinky

    Hmmm, gives a whole new meaning to “urban cowboy”.

  17. Gravatar Icon 17 Oliver Willis ยป Not Ready To Make Nice

    [...] ake a wingnut grind its teeth. (its already #2 on the Country charts, outdoing my beloved Honkytonk Badonkadonk  shut your mouth, call your grandma)

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