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We Are Their Daddies



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Hail to the Redskins. Hail victory. Dallas sucks.

Dallas Cowboys, you are the suck. 35-7. Bite me. Dallas sucks. Dallas really sucks. 2-0. Sweep.


This is Chris Cooley. For fun he likes beating the tar out of the sorry ass Dallas Cowboys.

By Grapthar’s hammer, we are avenged.

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18 Responses to “We Are Their Daddies”

  1. The Wurmser Turns says:

    O Dallas, suckass is thy destiny.

  2. Hedley says:

    Coming from a team whose fans wear dresses and pig noses, I think you mean Mommies and not Daddies. Regardless, a great job by the Redskins, especially Cooley who’s on my fantasy team!

    Go win a Super Bowl (you remember those, right?) and then you can jump up and down like it means something.

  3. cellulose says:

    Bledsoe is funny.

    /Bills fan

  4. Go win a Super Bowl
    Did it three times. Would I like to do it again? You bet. How many other teams can claim three? Not a whole hell of a lot.

  5. White Whale says:

    Cooley Cooley! He singlehandedly put me in the finals for fantasy football

  6. ian says:

    BTW: Randy Thomas broke his leg:

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/12/18/AR2005121801017.html

    Why the fuck would they keep him in when the win was obvious.

  7. bozzy says:

    Dallas is not a playoff team. They suck.

  8. ian says:

    Hedley that comment was ignorant and doesn’t even deserve a response, but I will give one.

    When your team wins 3 superbowls in a 9 year period, gimme a call, mmk?

  9. elrod says:

    Who is Hedley’s team?

  10. sooperedd says:

    As a Cowboy fan they were an embarrassment. They sucked.

  11. elrod says:

    The Skins are really clicking right now. Next week’s Redskins-Giants game will be a lot of fun to watch. The Cowboys and Giants both just beat a tough Chefs team. The Chefs can’t stop the run (I’m a Bronco fan and I’ve seen it all year). The Skins won’t let Tiki Barber run wild. But then again, the Skins can’t run it like Larry Johnson either. The Redskins have some serious revenge to ponder after the embarrassment at the Meadowlands.

  12. And I’ll take yesterday’s 35-7 ass kicking to block.

  13. Hedley says:

    I’ll take the Cowboys’ 5 Super Bowls over the Redskins’ 3.

    And Ian, when you win 3 in 4 years, give me a call.

  14. ian says:

    Hedley, I never said you all didn’t win a few, you were acting as if the ‘Skins never won one. But I’d take the Redskins’ 3 over the 2 that schmuck Jimmy Johnson won.

  15. Hedley says:

    Actually, we all won a few more than you all.

  16. Hedley says:

    Was the NFL giving out trophies yesterday?

  17. sooperedd says:

    Jimmy Johnson could evaluate some talent now. Granted he had a lot of draft picks he still put together one of the greatest teams of all time; like it or not. Packers in the 60s, Steelers-70s, Niners-80s, Cowboys-90s. You can’t take that away from him or the Cowboys.

  18. Not yesterday though. :)

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