Bill O’Reilly Is The Stupidest Man Alive

Bill O’Reilly had a dillemma. It was December, the news was slow, so he had to do something to get “The Factor” its ratings and keep the right’s siege mentality humming along. So he made up a war on Christmas. Ignoring the idea that people like saying “Happy Holidays” to each other, O’Reilly decreed that this was an affront to Christianity — a plot hatched up by Democrats, the ACLU and witches to somehow oppress the overwhelming Christian majority we’ve got in America. He certainly didn’t let facts get in the way of his idiotic crusade, and smeared people left and right - all in the pursuit of ratings and power for the New McCarthy.

But then he went too far. He took the moment and overplayed his hand.

Last night on the O’Reilly Factor, Bill O’Reilly berated Catholic leaders for their indifference towards his made-up War on Christmas, and said that it was just as bad as the church’s mishandling of the child abuse scandal.

Yes. Bill O’Reilly has elevated his made up war on Christmas to the same level as serial child rape.

What.
The.
Hell.

26 Responses to “Bill O’Reilly Is The Stupidest Man Alive”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 JD

    Always has been a blowhard. His constant yammering just serves to reinforce it.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 spitar1

    I hope catholics boycott all the wonderful Spin Zone Christmas schwag this year and single handedly bring Bill down. Like he did to Pepsi and the French.

    What a butt plug.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 JD

    He may be the most pompous man alive, but stupidest man alive is a competition that has plenty of frontrunners ahead of him.

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Jadegold

    On the contrary, O’Falafel is pretty smart in an evil kind of way.

    Think about the publicity and mileage O’Falafel is getting; no expensive ad campaign, no marketing, no stunts–just good old-fashioned demagoguery.

    He is the Pied Piper of stupid Repugs (a redundancy, I know).

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 trakjoe

    You forget that average O’Reilly viewers and fans do not have the mental acuity to realize that he has elevated both issues to the same level and will therefore not be offended.

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 Jadegold

    Why is it that you are so willing to make this pompous, arrogant, blowhard a Republican.

    I dunno, other than, of course, he is.

    There’s also the fact that he repeats the GOP talking points.

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 JD

    Why is it that you are so willing to make this pompous, arrogant, blowhard a Republican.

    On another thread, people were up in arms about the other side of the aisle defining what your party stands for.

    At best, he could be classified as a misguided populist.

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 TomY

    Okay, whether you think O’Reilly’s the stupidest man alive or not, we can agree that the so-called “War on Christmas” is the stupidest, most blatantly fake frighten-the-rubes strategy the republicans have ever manufactured.

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 TomY

    Just like Fox News, he always identifies himself as a centrist, objective, no-spin independent. But he’s carried so much for the GOP and Bush that it’s hard to take very seriously. It may well be the case that he’s independent in his own mind, but functionally, his independence has meant very little criticism for Bush relative to what he dishes out towards liberals and Democrats.

  10. Gravatar Icon 10 JD

    He is ?! I think even he disputes that …

  11. Gravatar Icon 11 Jadegold

    He is ?! I think even he disputes that &

    Of course he does. But, as usual, the facts are against him:

    A reporter at the New York Daily News revealed that O’Reilly, despite claims of being an Independent, was a registered Republican. O’Reilly insisted this was a “clerical error” — until the actual registration form surfaced, showing O’Reilly’s signature and his check-mark in the box beside republican.

  12. Gravatar Icon 12 JD

    ???????????

  13. Gravatar Icon 13 Ryland

    Yes. Bill O Reilly has elevated his made up war on Christmas to the same level as serial child rape.

    Considering that some Christians have equated the fictional War on Christmas with the Nazis oppressing the Jews during WWII (toward the end of the clip), I’m beyond surprise at any charge O’Reilly or anybody can come up with. It’s ridiculous.

  14. Gravatar Icon 14 randy

    O’Reilly is the stupidest man alive? I’d say he comes in close 2nd to Senator Harry Reid -

    http://schumer.senate.gov/SchumerWebsite/pressroom/press_releases/2005/PR41710.SI%20Cord%20Blood.061305.html

    Slimey Harry is holding up this legislation.

  15. Gravatar Icon 15 TomY

    Unfortunately for you, reality’s a Democrat these days, JD. O’Reilly’s still not a credible independent.

  16. Gravatar Icon 16 Jadegold

    Randy: Of course, you’re telling only part of the story, aren’t you?

    But you aren’t really interested in saving lives, are you?

  17. Gravatar Icon 17 southpaw

    I don t care what anyone says, O Reily is smarter than Bush.

  18. Gravatar Icon 18 stim

    This is one of the 65 million Catholics that will boycott everything Fox sells/produces until they fire this nut.

    Period.

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  20. Gravatar Icon 20 Quaker in a Basement

    Don’t chase the rabbit, Jade.

  21. Gravatar Icon 21 Wilbur

    I don t care what anyone says, O Reily is smarter than Bush.

    So’s my left nipple. What’s yer point?

  22. Gravatar Icon 22 southpaw

    I meant that there is at least one person in the world more stupid than O Reily.

  23. Gravatar Icon 23 Dugger

     Bill O Reilly Is The Stupidest Man Alive

    Are you then saying Mayor Nagins is not a man?

    Dugger

  24. Gravatar Icon 24 randy

    Jadegold,

    The part about Harry Ried hating black people? Or the part about Slimey Harry not wanting to fund a program with actual results until he gets $$ for a program that MIGHT work?

  25. Gravatar Icon 25 buma

    Bill O’Reilly and Fox News Channel are perfect together, sort of like the man and his vibrator.

  26. Gravatar Icon 26 Quaker in a Basement

    Don’t chase the rabbit!

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