Bill O’Reilly Is The Stupidest Man Alive

Bill O’Reilly had a dillemma. It was December, the news was slow, so he had to do something to get “The Factor” its ratings and keep the right’s siege mentality humming along. So he made up a war on Christmas. Ignoring the idea that people like saying “Happy Holidays” to each other, O’Reilly decreed that this was an affront to Christianity — a plot hatched up by Democrats, the ACLU and witches to somehow oppress the overwhelming Christian majority we’ve got in America. He certainly didn’t let facts get in the way of his idiotic crusade, and smeared people left and right – all in the pursuit of ratings and power for the New McCarthy.

But then he went too far. He took the moment and overplayed his hand.

Last night on the O’Reilly Factor, Bill O’Reilly berated Catholic leaders for their indifference towards his made-up War on Christmas, and said that it was just as bad as the church’s mishandling of the child abuse scandal.

Yes. Bill O’Reilly has elevated his made up war on Christmas to the same level as serial child rape.

What.
The.
Hell.

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26 Responses to “Bill O’Reilly Is The Stupidest Man Alive”


  • Always has been a blowhard. His constant yammering just serves to reinforce it.

  • I hope catholics boycott all the wonderful Spin Zone Christmas schwag this year and single handedly bring Bill down. Like he did to Pepsi and the French.

    What a butt plug.

  • He may be the most pompous man alive, but stupidest man alive is a competition that has plenty of frontrunners ahead of him.

  • On the contrary, O’Falafel is pretty smart in an evil kind of way.

    Think about the publicity and mileage O’Falafel is getting; no expensive ad campaign, no marketing, no stunts–just good old-fashioned demagoguery.

    He is the Pied Piper of stupid Repugs (a redundancy, I know).

  • You forget that average O’Reilly viewers and fans do not have the mental acuity to realize that he has elevated both issues to the same level and will therefore not be offended.

  • Why is it that you are so willing to make this pompous, arrogant, blowhard a Republican.

    I dunno, other than, of course, he is.

    There’s also the fact that he repeats the GOP talking points.

  • Why is it that you are so willing to make this pompous, arrogant, blowhard a Republican.

    On another thread, people were up in arms about the other side of the aisle defining what your party stands for.

    At best, he could be classified as a misguided populist.

  • Okay, whether you think O’Reilly’s the stupidest man alive or not, we can agree that the so-called “War on Christmas” is the stupidest, most blatantly fake frighten-the-rubes strategy the republicans have ever manufactured.

  • Just like Fox News, he always identifies himself as a centrist, objective, no-spin independent. But he’s carried so much for the GOP and Bush that it’s hard to take very seriously. It may well be the case that he’s independent in his own mind, but functionally, his independence has meant very little criticism for Bush relative to what he dishes out towards liberals and Democrats.

  • He is ?! I think even he disputes that …

  • He is ?! I think even he disputes that &

    Of course he does. But, as usual, the facts are against him:

    A reporter at the New York Daily News revealed that O’Reilly, despite claims of being an Independent, was a registered Republican. O’Reilly insisted this was a “clerical error” — until the actual registration form surfaced, showing O’Reilly’s signature and his check-mark in the box beside republican.

  • Yes. Bill O Reilly has elevated his made up war on Christmas to the same level as serial child rape.

    Considering that some Christians have equated the fictional War on Christmas with the Nazis oppressing the Jews during WWII (toward the end of the clip), I’m beyond surprise at any charge O’Reilly or anybody can come up with. It’s ridiculous.

  • O’Reilly is the stupidest man alive? I’d say he comes in close 2nd to Senator Harry Reid -

    http://schumer.senate.gov/SchumerWebsite/pressroom/press_releases/2005/PR41710.SI%20Cord%20Blood.061305.html

    Slimey Harry is holding up this legislation.

  • Unfortunately for you, reality’s a Democrat these days, JD. O’Reilly’s still not a credible independent.

  • Randy: Of course, you’re telling only part of the story, aren’t you?

    But you aren’t really interested in saving lives, are you?

  • I don t care what anyone says, O Reily is smarter than Bush.

  • This is one of the 65 million Catholics that will boycott everything Fox sells/produces until they fire this nut.

    Period.

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  • Quaker in a Basement

    Don’t chase the rabbit, Jade.

  • I don t care what anyone says, O Reily is smarter than Bush.

    So’s my left nipple. What’s yer point?

  • I meant that there is at least one person in the world more stupid than O Reily.

  •  Bill O Reilly Is The Stupidest Man Alive

    Are you then saying Mayor Nagins is not a man?

    Dugger

  • Jadegold,

    The part about Harry Ried hating black people? Or the part about Slimey Harry not wanting to fund a program with actual results until he gets $$ for a program that MIGHT work?

  • Bill O’Reilly and Fox News Channel are perfect together, sort of like the man and his vibrator.

  • Quaker in a Basement

    Don’t chase the rabbit!

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