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Tired Of The “War On Christmas”?

December 12th, 2005 8 Comments

You ain’t alone. Hilarious.

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8 Responses to “Tired Of The “War On Christmas”?”

  1. Ryland says:
    December 12, 2005 at 3:12 pm

    Hell YES.

  2. Todd B. says:
    December 12, 2005 at 4:12 pm

    The sad thing is that Jesus’ birthday, which is traditionally the reason for Christmas doesn’t even fall on December 25th – it falls on, or around, May 16th.

    The main arguments that Bill O’Reilly, John Gibson, etc. use to push this War on Christmas issue on us is always the Christmas Tree, Wreaths, and other traditional symbols of Christmas (all of which actually take their origins from the Pagan tranditions of the holidays.

    The only thing that could be remotely tied to christianity is the phrase, Happy Holidays, which is derived from the term ‘holy days’, and that is the very thing they are rallying against.

    Oh, the hilarity.

  3. elrod says:
    December 12, 2005 at 5:12 pm

    Oh, they’re just upset we’re picking on their little God-man Mithra.

  4. nursepam says:
    December 12, 2005 at 11:12 pm

    Thanks for the belly laugh.

  5. Zappa says:
    December 12, 2005 at 11:12 pm

    So…my wife; she is jewish and I work for a large retail company. I have been in this retail business for 9 Holiday Seasons; and I work every day including weekends and nights (used to work in the Warehouse 80-100 hours a week) any way – I really hate christmas, because I am tired and overworked and everyone is really mean and nasty (I exagerate) – but when I think of it my feet hurt and I get stressed. But she loves it loves it loves it loves it and well did I mention she is jewish…it just don’t make no sense.

    Anyway – I gots to get back Santa is looking at me funny; if I don’t get on these toys for all the boys and girls I am afraid he may fire me.

  6. Frank_D says:
    December 13, 2005 at 5:12 pm

    I’m sure tired of “The War on ‘The War on Christmas’”.

  7. buma says:
    December 14, 2005 at 7:12 am

    If you’re tired of it, then the insurgents have already won.

  8. Frank_D says:
    December 14, 2005 at 8:12 am

    You mean the people who are “Warring against Christmas”? I know. John Gibson is about 10 years too late.