Contest: Guess The Title Of Bob Shrum’s Book

1:11 am EST November 17th, 2005 | Politics | 11 Comments

Bob Shrum is writing a memoir about the “work” he’s done for the Kerry and Gore campaigns. I’d like to hear your suggestions for the title.

I’ll start: “Defeat From The Jaws Of Victory: How I Made The Democratic Party An Electoral Anomaly”

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11 Responses to “Contest: Guess The Title Of Bob Shrum’s Book”

  1. riffle says:
    November 17, 2005 at 1:11 am

    “Majority Party No More, Thanks to Me”
    “How to Be Beaten Repeatedly By Idiots”
    “Never Give A Sucker an Even Break — As Told by the Sucker”
    “Loser”
    “Utter and Abject Loser”
    “Such a Loser It Is Contagious But, Sadly, Not Fatal”
    “Political Consultancy for Dummies — by Dummies”
    “George W Bush Outsmarted Me At Least Twice”
    “Waaah! It’s Not Fair!” (co-writer, Jilted John)
    “I Aspire To Be Pathetic”
    “Why didn’t Clinton Lean On Me So He Could Have Lost, Too?”
    “Listen To Me Democrats: Don’t Listen To Me”
    “Living For Decades off of One Speech for Teddy”
    “Mr. Also-Ran”
    “Winning Presidential Campaigns: A Fantasy”
    “The Drubbing”
    “Handbook Of Political Paraphilias”
    “Enjoying Getting Your Ass Handed To You”

  2. Oliver Willis says:
    November 17, 2005 at 1:11 am

    LOL. Great stuff.

  3. Frank_D says:
    November 17, 2005 at 9:11 am

    “Don’t Blame Me — I Voted For Bush”

  4. SaveFarris says:
    November 17, 2005 at 10:11 am

    “There’s Nowhere to Go But Up”
    “Even Lee Atwater Won One: Why Not Me?”
    “An Open Letter to George Soros: How Much will you Pay Me to Switch Sides?”
    “It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time”
    “My Connection with Voters: An Unsolved Mystery”
    “Breaking the Streak: What I Wish I had in Common with the Red Sox and White Sox”
    “Will Blow a 15 Point Lead in the Polls for Food”

  5. Frink says:
    November 17, 2005 at 11:11 am

    Shrum was a disaster. Who hires a guy who lost like 8 straight campaigns? If the Democrats are smart, Bob should never be hired again.

  6. buma says:
    November 17, 2005 at 12:11 pm

    “The Mole — Karl Rove’s Secret Operative in the Gore and Kerry Campaigns”

  7. Teddy Feces says:
    November 17, 2005 at 12:11 pm

    “Are you kidding, we’re losing to who??”

  8. sam says:
    November 17, 2005 at 2:11 pm

    “Liberals!…We Lose Most Elections but Dammit, We’re Still in the Mainstream”

  9. buma says:
    November 17, 2005 at 3:11 pm

    “Lose This Book”

  10. Joseph Hughes says:
    November 17, 2005 at 3:11 pm

    “From Mars to Massachusetts: Quatto’s Story”

  11. beerwulf says:
    November 18, 2005 at 1:11 am

    “Yeah, But I Look Good On Paper!”