Dept. Of Futility

5:11 pm EST November 11th, 2005 | Politics | 7 Comments

The social cons are trying to add a ton of warning labels to condom wrappers. No lie. Because we know that nobody is more open to a detailed message about safe sex than a guy trying to open up some condoms.

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7 Responses to “Dept. Of Futility”

  1. buma says:
    November 11, 2005 at 6:11 pm

    Condoms aren’t for fundamentalist christionas. God gave them sex only for procreation.

  2. goatchowder says:
    November 11, 2005 at 6:11 pm

    Fundamentalist Christians can read in the dark?

    That’s pretty cool.

    What are they, like cats or something?

  3. Dkelsmith says:
    November 11, 2005 at 7:11 pm

    I don’t see anything wrong with adding all of the warnings necessary, but anyone who has the belief that the availability of condoms leads to promiscuity needs therapy, or a free one way ticket out of Northern Idaho.

  4. rightisright says:
    November 11, 2005 at 10:11 pm

    Nothing to see here. We all know condoms are 100% effective in preventing pregnancy and STDs.

    rightisright signing off to go bang some hookers (with condoms, of course).

  5. Mike says:
    November 11, 2005 at 11:11 pm

    Ahhhh, but see, if Ronald Reagan had put those warnings on condoms back in 1984, then HIV would have completely disappeared off the planet.

  6. SadieB says:
    November 12, 2005 at 7:11 am

    This is only one tentacle in the American Taliban’s War on Contraception.

    At the same time they are trying to undermine condom use, they are also keeping Plan B from being sold over the counter, encouraging pharmacists not to fill prescriptions for Plan B (even in the case of rape — Target just got caught busted for that), and teaching children in the public schools that contraception doesn’t work so there’s no point using it.

    Anyone see a pattern, here?

  7. Oliver Willis says:
    November 12, 2005 at 12:11 pm

    If Reagan had devoted some sort of funding to researching AIDS, instead of laughing at the “gay disease”, thousands of people would have lived or at least been with less pain. But he didn’t give a damn.