The War On Porn

3:09 pm EST September 20th, 2005 | Politics | Comments Off

It’s a good thing all the terrorists are dead because now we can go after Jenna Jameson and her double threats to our nation.

Recruits Sought for Porn Squad

Early last month, the bureau’s Washington Field Office began recruiting for a new anti-obscenity squad. Attached to the job posting was a July 29 Electronic Communication from FBI headquarters to all 56 field offices, describing the initiative as “one of the top priorities” of Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales and, by extension, of “the Director.” That would be FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III.

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“I guess this means we’ve won the war on terror,” said one exasperated FBI agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity because poking fun at headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing. “We must not need any more resources for espionage.”

Stop this. Now.

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