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This May Hurt

Has any human being ever said the phrase “holy ghost enema”?

LOL.

14 Responses to “This May Hurt”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 evergreen

    Ohh Lord that is classic!! Holy cow …. Im starting the weekend right now… i am so glad i stayed up this late… now i can rest in peace.

    And these are the folks whispering into Bush’s ear. Good lord are we in trouble.

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  3. Gravatar Icon 3 BinkyBoy

    Thanks Oliver, that was absolutely hilarious. Just imagine if you were in that church, would you be openly laughing at this woman or embarrased for her? Such a fool would be more at home in a circus than in a church, I imagine.

    These people really frighten me…. How is it that reality hasn’t just stamped this foolishness out of civilization yet?

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 JD

    It is an incredible stretch to make the assertion that Benny Zinn and his insane wife are “whispering into Bush’s ear”.

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 rainlion

    I gotta use that one… LOL

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 evergreen

    I had to watch this again this morning…its just too much.

    Any speculation as to what happened at the end? Did her momentum drive her into the dirt?…. Crash and Burn?….

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 BinkyBoy

    JD, these are evangelists, the ones that are driving such issues as anti-gay (marriage) and “activist judges”.

    You are such a damn putz for trying to take everything so frigging literally.

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 Cynical Nation

    Heh, questions like that have always fascinated me.

    Once I was having a discussion with a German dude about the relative merits of the American and European work ethics. He pointed to the craftsmen who built the cathedrals, working on one tiny piece of it, but knowing full well that they’d never live to see the project completed. He contrasted that with the shortsightedness of today’s American worker. If they had been working on the cathedrals, he said, they’d storm off the first week, saying, “Fuck this gargoyle! I’m never going to be around to see it in use anyway.”

    I couldn’t help but wonder, during the entire history of the English language, had anyone ever uttered the construct “Fuck this gargoyle” previously?

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 Quaker in a Basement

    I always wondered what happened to that chick singer from Heart.

  10. Gravatar Icon 10 grendelkhan

    Does this count as speaking in tounges?

  11. Gravatar Icon 11 doug r

    By that definition, I think everyone in the administration could use one.
    But I think then it would look like the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark

  12. Gravatar Icon 12 garland

    My mother is a devoted Hinn watcher…tells you all you need to know about her intelligence, doesn’t it?

  13. Gravatar Icon 13 Mouse

    “There is a sucker born-again every minute.”

    C. Spellman

  14. Gravatar Icon 14 Kryten42

    Ohhhhhhhh…. shit!! LMAO

    OK!! That *WAS* funny! :Hahahahaha….

    And I love the comments!! So… Is that a “Priceless” moment?? LOL

    God, I needed a laugh! :D

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