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Before Everybody Sends It To Me

(cause I know y’all will)

RollingStone.com: The Body & Soul of Jessica Alba

She is good-humored about the scrutiny, but she confesses the one-note quality of it all is starting to wear her out. “The scripts I get are always for the whore, or the motorcycle chick in leather, or the horny maid,” Alba says as she climbs a hill, panting slightly. “I get all these screenplays that start, ‘Tawnya is in the shower. The water streams down her naked, perky breasts.’ ” She sighs, then laughs a tired laugh. “I don’t think this is happening to Natalie Portman.”

Has Ms. Alba been sneaking around on my hard drive?

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8 Responses to “Before Everybody Sends It To Me”

  1. halfmad says:

    I love so much how Rolling Stone covers always take women seriously.

  2. Zappa says:

    If the concern is RS demeaning women – I think that the best defense is to instill confidence and a self-identity with our young girls.

    Education and values – I don’t see society changing anytime soon.

  3. pennywit says:

    Has Ms. Alba been sneaking around on my hard drive?

    Umm …

    –|PW|–

  4. Eli Stephens says:

    Dream on, Oliver. :-)

  5. MNObserver says:

    Oh fer cryin’ out loud. Kryptonite to boobies, it seems.

  6. Vincent says:

    Now if she could only…. act. I mean, it’s hard to sympathize with someone who a) is a terrible, terrible actress and b) clearly banks on her looks.

    It’d be easier to take her seriously if she didn’t… you know… do covers like that for Rolling Stone and other magazines every other week. Poor Jessica.

  7. dave johnson says:

    Can you forward the horny maids oe to me?

  8. halfmad says:

    I hear you, Vincent. I used to subscribe. I realized at one point they always asked the women, including Chrissie Hynde, when they lost their virginity. Seriously.